pewp.

 

stop wiping your b. with wet wipez

oooOOOoooohhhhhhh

look at all these gorgeous long-exposure shots of new orleans houses at night.

you know how i love walking around at night peepin' up in people's houses.

nicole kidman in the nytimes

there is a nice little article about nicole kidman and her remarkable career in the nytimes. dont forget to go see the movie where she pees on zac efron.

let's go see that movie where nicole kidman pees on zac efron

It's safe to say that the press corps at Cannes was not used to such intense levels of Efronsploitation, since at the press conference afterward, a reporter hesitantly asked Efron how he felt about being so "determinedly eroticized." Efron mostly ducked the question, though Daniels wasn't one to mince words. "Eroticized? Eroticized?" he shouted. "He's good-looking! The camera can't help but love him. And I'm gay." via

The ONE Time I Try Taking Starla to a Museum!

A drunk woman punched and rubbed her butt on a painting at the Clyfford Still museum in Denver.  The painting, pictured above, is titled "1957-J no.2.".  She also tried, unsuccessfully, to pee on it. [via]

UPDATE!! just wanted to point out that we've been scooped by 2Pz reader leigh anne, who writes news as a profession. i don't see any way that this doesn't reflect well on our humble publication. (pats own back)

two things : pretty boys peeing

one more and this will become an official internet rule of three. in these two seemingly unrelated heart throb pretty boy interviews, there is an awkward interlude where the celeb and the writer use the restroom together. is this a new thing?

the agony of zac efron:

"Oh...my...God," Efron says with a gasp. "It's like the best...orgasm...ever! And I just keep coming!" Efron and I are in the Soho House bathroom after a pee, and he's lingering at the sink, letting the water pour over his diseased wrists. When he got up to head to the john, I noticed that his pants were fully unbuttoned and unzipped. "I'm just airing it out," he'd said. "It just itches too much." Discipline and doctor's orders had kept the impulse to scratch at bay.

the james franco project:

Franco is still talking about all of this as he starts to urinate, matter-of-factly, into a urinal—a process that goes on for an extremely long time. (He’s a compulsive drinker of Starbucks coffee, and Abramovic talked for well over an hour.) He’ll be filming at an actual mall in Queens next weekend, he says, still urinating, and the movie will star the performance artist John Kelly, who’s best known for appearing onstage, in drag, as Joni Mitchell. As I stand behind Franco, here in the tiny bathroom, taking notes, I feel a strange little thrill of low-grade intimacy—equal parts discomfort, amusement, affection, and an excitement whose source I can’t quite trace.

what is molly doing?

"Riding shotgun with her new incontinance medication while pumping 93.9 fm"

thx suz!

hold it!

this is a print ad for Fresh Step kitty litter. at the bottom, outside the frame, it reads "cat's everywhere are having a hard time smelling their litter boxes." ENJOY!

it's time.

"you fuckin' two-timin'... lyin' ass...am i overreactin'? cock-suckin'. mother-fuckin'. trojan-wearin'. douche. fucking. bag. go vols."

thx tommy-toes!

what's effie doing?

this is effie, my mother's dog. and she's making peeps in the yard.