mmmmmm pigeon forge.

did you know pigeon forge is the home to the world's dirtiest hotel, as voted by tripadvisor?

"If you are looking for a hotel with: pubic hair stuck to the bathroom floor in some unidentifiable, gelatinous liquid; chewing tobacco spit oozing down the halls and corridors; spiders actively making webs in every corner of your room; carpeting so greasy and dirty you wouldn't want to sit your luggage down - let alone walk around barefoot; dingy bedsheets and towels as rough and thin as sandpaper; and a room so putrid and smelly it causes a gag-reflex when you walk in... by all means, stay at The Grand Resort." (via)

dip spit. "sit your luggage down." ctm. don't worry. they just hired a maid.

thx midge!