ew!

look what old navy is making now.

 and.... they're all gramatically incorrect.

This blog's not going to write itself!

In their absence please consider the following:
















Ipod Gramafone












Twosie Twosdey on monday. are they a.) making it rain? or b.) playing flutes?

















I am so excited for "Watch the Throne"
Seal is featured on a track. jus' sayin'

mmmmmm pigeon forge.

did you know pigeon forge is the home to the world's dirtiest hotel, as voted by tripadvisor?

"If you are looking for a hotel with: pubic hair stuck to the bathroom floor in some unidentifiable, gelatinous liquid; chewing tobacco spit oozing down the halls and corridors; spiders actively making webs in every corner of your room; carpeting so greasy and dirty you wouldn't want to sit your luggage down - let alone walk around barefoot; dingy bedsheets and towels as rough and thin as sandpaper; and a room so putrid and smelly it causes a gag-reflex when you walk in... by all means, stay at The Grand Resort." (via)

dip spit. "sit your luggage down." ctm. don't worry. they just hired a maid.

thx midge!

grammar by melissa

what if...

...someone with half a brain edited sarah palin's speeches (in their written form) into some semblance of compliance with the english language? ever wonder?

vanity fair has done just that with her recent resignation speech. enjoy!

thx jgm.