save for next year

too on the nose?

important news for kylie

SIREN: There is an avocado store in NYC. How have I never known? pic.twitter.com/vSPDNeRNEu

— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) April 8, 2016

WHAT-DOG

what dog are you?

i am either a...

or a...

joel is probably a...

but maybe a...

and did you know that jazzy is a...

tell us what you are in the comments or else.

an informal 2pz poll

I asked a few lady 2pz contributors what lady they thought should replace old Alexandra Hamilton on the 10 dollhair bill.

Here are the responses (Editor's note, I didn't tell them I was going to tell you (blog sneak attack)):

Melissa: Harriet Tubman

Faith: Iris Apfel, RuPaul, Meryl Streep

Kylie: Whitney Houston, Terri Gross, Bea Arthur


From your mouth to the Federal Reserve's ears ladies! Who do you think it should be? Tell us in the comments.

joel pointed out that i over looked a very important #volbf

Now we welcome Kyle Oliver! He is a TE from LaVergne, Tenn.!

A photo posted by Tennessee Football (@vol_football) on Feb 4, 2015 at 8:08am PST

this is kylie oliver and she is also an oakland patriot. "puttin' lavergne on the map."

never forget to wish kylie a happy birthday today!

UPDATE: gol gol gol gol

{FIFA spoiler alert} This kid's Joel's reaction to the current status of the Brazil vs Germany game:

Germany just scored four five points in less than thirty minutes. Whoopsie Daisies. via keeks via the wire

California Adventure, by Michael De Angelis

CALIFORNIA from Michael De Angelis on Vimeo.

its my party and i'll cry if i want to UPDATE

kylie shared this with me and i wanted to share it with you. i bet theyre gonna play this when they open for miley cyrus at barclays center on saturday.


UPDATE
looks like they couldn't decide which black person to sing a verse on this single.
(thx ms. dangles for the tip)

zebra katz also did (the best) one


and someone named smiler also tried.
 

kylie wanted to show you this, but she failed

we have the best correspondents on the internet (not you bun-bun)

Did you know that 2PzNaPpod has 10 blogging correspondents in addition to the original Two Peas? Remember G. Animalz' funny and informative animal posts? How could you forget the two iterations of the Threadsecutioner (I already have). DJV is keeping in real in Memphis. ThomasWilhelm is still out there creeping around some dark corner of the internet, but you are better off not getting involved in his sordid browser history. Let's not forget our celebrity star stalker, Starla. For legal reasons she can't post about celebrities, but that's ok. And Bun-Bun.


I want to introduce you to our three newest correspondents. You are probably already familiar with their work:

flim - Faith and I used to work together. She is a sassy and sexy thrifting queen that lives in Queens.

Stacey McTrace - Otherwise known as my little sister Melissa, Stacey McTrace lives in Nashville and knows a thing or two about puppies. #petpetpet

Ms. Dangles - My boyfriend Mike De Angelis is a born and bred New Yorker who always surprises me with the music and videos he digs up. #diversityhire


No really, we love all of our lazy correspondents. Show them some love in the comments and never stop not reading us.
We both hope you enjoy the fresh perspectives!

Love,
Joel and Kylie

connecticut things

this tree they just put in Rockefeller Center is from Connecticut. In reverse news, Kylie and Ms. Dangles, and a whole host of your favorite 2pz Brooklynites are all going to Connecticut this weekend to peep leaves and play games and make crafts. Keep your eyes glued to instagram and make sure to like all our instaglams. #wigwamandwhiskers

this is kylie, this weekend

via

new rilo kiley music

even though rilo kiley isn't even still a band, they have a new record coming out! RKives is a collection of nine never before released songs and some other random tracks. you can listen to one of them HERE and feel nostalgic for your college days when you really didn't have anything to worry about. via

how tall is beyonce?

ANSWER: 5'-7"

 i saw this picture of beyonce and something didn't seem quite right about it. she has always loomed larger than life in my imagination, but in reality she is the exact same height as KYLIE!

kylie is going to love this article about weather

did you know she controls the weather? do you remember that mid 90s cartoon series about the X Men? I like to think about Kylie like this:




anyway, read this article in the nytimes about the predictability of weather.

old us now us (4th of July edition)

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kylie minogue :: timebomb

did you know that kylie was named after kylie minogue? true facts. check out the newest single from the australian madonna.

baby 'roo is popping out

 

kylie wanted you to see this

competitive jumping

have you ever wondered about that jump rope hanging on the door knob in the living room at GPP? guess which current roommate has a past as a competitive jumper.