29 April 2012

melissa's gun

i was just on the phone with my sister and asked what she was up to. she said she had just gotten back back from the gun range and she was cleaning the old girl out. did you know that she got the thing from our granddad who got it from his uncle who got it from his dad who probably used it to kill rats on the mayflower. ctm.

5 comments:

thomas wilhelm said...

Sure are a lot of guns in the Melton family...is this the Italian side?

joel said...

no, the country side.

i have the distinct impression that my italian grandmother hated guns, even though she was married to a cop. probably because she was married to a cop.

DJV said...

hey thomas wilhelm, stop being a prejudiced jerk.

thomas wilhelm said...

So what you're saying is, that gun wasn't the one used to assassinate...you-know-who? (I can't bring myself to make that joke in type.)

P.S. Shut up Dave.

Melissa said...

pew pew!

 
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