omg how funny was winston with his puzzle on the season premiere of new girl last night?

that autoplay is worth it.

better than adam from girls

nick from new girl

schmidt goes to the emmys

fishsticks let schmidt write a goop, y'all:

In case you don’t know who I am, my name is Max Greenfield and I play the role of Schmidt on the television show, New Girl. Two years ago, I was unemployed, my wife and I had just welcomed our daughter Lilly into our lives and I was convinced that my dreams of being an actor were quickly becoming a fading fantasy. This year, I was nominated for an Emmy Award.

Upon hearing the news of the nomination I was hit by a tidal wave of both love and gratitude. It was an overwhelming feeling. But before that wave overtook my entire being, before it flooded my body and filled my heart, I rushed to the phone, emailed my publicist and told them to immediately contact Tom Ford.

The artist Michelangelo once said, “My only regret in life is not dressing the statue of David in a Tom Ford suit." Poor Michelangelo took that one to his grave and left us all to ponder, what if? (via)

did you watch the new episodes of new girl last night?

rosanna and i made spaghetti and drank a bottle of wine and watched fox all night long. the first episode of new girl was really funny. the new show ben and kate was pretty dreadful. the second episode of new girl was even better. jess is unemployed and we all know what that is like! then the mindy show came on and it wasn't bad, but it could be much better.

do you like to watch tv? let me know in the comments!!!!!

hey girl whatcha doin

its jess! did you see the one where schmidt turns into a hippy and stops cleaning the apartment and everyone's relationships fall apart?

do you watch the new girl?

because i do. i think it is pretty funny. especially that sexy episode last week.