dolphin statue chill af

Significant storm surge occurring in #OrmondBeach #HurricaneMatthew #florida #stormsurge pic.twitter.com/5qhxhDBiKN

— Shaw (@ShawSsimpsont) October 7, 2016

for fans of amateur meteorology

Out of 120 U.S. cities, Rapid City, S.D., has the most unpredictable weather. http://t.co/atho2skqMO pic.twitter.com/s3EghwL4UU

— FiveThirtyEight (@FiveThirtyEight) December 4, 2014

toopz of the paaaaaasssst

just over 2 years ago (omg can u believe it?) we were preparing to survive the great green point flood and put together a list. that list was called FOOD FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE.

this is what we NEEDED

FOOD FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE:

Cheetos

Seltzer water

Chilean Miner Chips-

tortilla chips

BOTTLED water

h0t d0gs

diet coke

cookies

lantern,

candles.

‘tillas

pep jack cheese

cheddah

‘cados

limes

lemons

frozen lemonades

mac n’ chz

chef boyarde?

tuna, sardines yum!,

saltines  

tape

dip! salsa, etc

ice bag

twinkies

TWINS

LASAGNA

Carrots

Celery

Ground Beef

Tomato paste (12 oz) tomato sauce

onion

garlick

spices

ricotta cheeze

mozzeralla

parm cheese  

lasagna noods

BOOZE FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE!!!!1111

beer

red wine

white wine

firefly.

ETC.

styrofoam cooler

ouija board for seances

hunger games audio book 3

everyone remember to fully charge your cell phones and computers!

cash

book

today.

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winter is coming

WARNING: if you live in the New York City area, you might not have long to live. Snowicane Sandy is coming and she is a real bitch and is going to pack a mean punch. Starting on Sunday and lasting two or three days, the worst hurricane/ thunderstorm/ snow cloud/ high tide is about to sit right on top of your neighborhood and take a weather dump. If you want details about your imminent demise, check here.

Snowicane Sandy has already claimed the precious lives of two Caribbean Islanders, including a Haitian lady who tried to cross a flooded stream and a Jamaican man who was crushed by a boulder that fell from up high. True story. NYC doesn't have a lot of boulders, but you know what we do have a lot of? STREAMS AND THINGS UP HIGH.

If I die, I just want you all to know that I love you and I'm sorry for that thing I did, you know what I'm talking about.

too many dead nutria!

after katrina, everyone knows the potential risk to human life that each new hurricane threat can bring. but did you ever think about nutrias? no. you didn't. not until they start washing up on your shores by the thousands. 

Department of Environmental Quality officials say so far they've counted more than 5,000 dead nutrias on Hancock County beaches, but they say that number could top 10,000 before they all finish washing ashore. 
Hancock County faced a similar nutria problem after Hurricane Gustav. 
"If you're out here, it's a terrible smell," Garcia said. "As this heat continues, they're just going to blow up and pop, making it even more of a health hazard."

did you hear?

hurrican isaac is about to roll into new orleans on the seven year anniversary of katrina.

Isaac enters the Bahamas

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here comes the hand of god to wipe the republican scourge from the earth

as we speak, tropical storm isaac is gathering strength and is forecast to be a category 2 hurricane directly over tampa, florida on monday night. you might remember that the grand old party has their mitt romney party scheduled at exactly the same time. things are getting serious and the mayor of tampa is threatening to shut the whole thing down. stay tuned. source source

"well i better get out of here and start preparing for the probapocalypse"

did you know that there is 45% chance that you will wake up dead tomorrow because of the wind and rain coming out of the sky above? to learn more about your likely demise, follow THIS link. (the derecho is coming)


UPDATE: turns out the derecho was just a little bit of rain. no biggie.

always trust 2Pz readers.

it's a really good thing y'all correctly voted for us to hunker down in safe-ass greenpoint. upstate new york (among other places) got it hard. these photos are breathtaking.

thx jess!

well, we made it.

in my head, All Day Long

just some light hurrikin planning.

c2e.

r0d = ride or die (w/ zeroes)

you're killing me, internet!

Pizza Friday: Europa Café 86th and Lexington.

Crust: 2 Biscuits. Look at what happened! I picked it up and it broke in half. How am I supposed to eat you? When I did taste it, it was alottle on the dry side.

Sauce: 2 Biscuits. Too much and too sweet.

Cheese and toppings: 4 biscuits. Ample cheese and big chunks of mushrooms. I could have used two more ‘ronis.

Price: $3.80 seems to be the price for a two topping slice up here across the board.

Ambiance: 1 Biscuit. It’s located directly between two subway entrances. This place was teeming with indecisive tourists and a crazy taking up four chairs with her bags and looking at the internets or her tiny laptop. As a result, getting the pizza took a long-a time, and then I was forced to eat the pizza in the street like some kind of animal, as you can see from the photo. They had probably 12 varieties, which I appreciated, but if they all fell apart then why bother!

Over-all look and taste: 2 biscuits. This place was a NATURAL DISASTER.

poll time : what do we dooooo?!!?!!?

here's the latest.

vote up top.

rodents of unusual size

as if we didn't have enough to think about with rent due, earthquakes and hurricanes...

this giant rat was killed (with a pitchfork??!????) at the Marcy Houses (where Jay-Z is from) in Brooklyn. I can literally see the Marcy Houses from my bedroom window.

from melissa:
"where do you think those rats are going to go when their houses get flooded?!?
better carry a pitchfork
or maybe a TRIDENT! "
(see what i did there)"

me: "like Finnick"

Melissa: "yep. Just like Finnick"

gchatz w/ joel

me: my parents basically dont care about me
i've been trying to fear monger them all day
they wont bite
meanwhile john's mom is giving him solid hurricane survival tips
Joel: ctm
johns mom has probably lived through one or two
and knows how scared we should be
me: she knows to take it seriously
Joel: meanwhile, hurricanes in middle tennessee are at best a drink
and at worst, a football team
and at the very worst, a vacation ruiner
me: ctm

gchatz w/ john

John: i can't wait to see new yorkers freaking out about this
they aren't going to know what to do with themselves
me: i know
its going to peter out
i just know it
John: one thing is for sure
they're building it up so much, it can't possibly be as bad as they're making it seem
me: yeah
i mean theyre really going over the top
John: it seems the real horrible things happen when you least expect them to
i'm looking at you fukushima daichi