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“Let’s cruise, baby!” - Florida man snaps picture of raccoon riding a gator: http://t.co/Y9WWzL2xvD via @WFTV pic.twitter.com/AR1E7ZTwZN

— WPTV (@WPTV) June 14, 2015

i think this is a metaphor for this season's tennessee - florida game.

that's a little sad

new sec school texas a&m released this pathetic "welcome video" you are gonna get trounced, aggies.

gifts from the coast

i'm back from vacay, and i brought a couple of stand-out gifts back for thomas wilhelm and joel. here they are being displayed prominently in each of their homes.

for t-dubs:

for pickles melton:

and here's a gift from staten island:

dharma got a summercute!!!! WINK. ;D

now, it doesn't matter why, but i'm friends with some alligators.

alligators vs. stupid people and really stupid cat

this is funny. but why doesn't anyone exhibit a healthy amount of respect for those dangerous reptiles? must be florida.

thx liz!

someone made a bad decision

a passenger snuck a crocodile onto a regional turbojet in the congo and didnt live to regret his decision. the croc bit his way out of the sportsbag he was stuffed into, then ran amok in the cabin of the plane freaking out everyone. the panic on the small plane shifted the weight balance causing the jet to spin and crash into an abandoned house. there was one survivor. the crocodile survived too, but was killed with a machete during the rescue attempt. bad choices. via.

that. just. happened.

Tales of reptiles in the sewers have long been part of New York City lore, though they have been largely discounted as urban legend.

But here is the true story of a two-foot-long creature that Joyce Hackett came across in Queens on Sunday afternoon. She was on her way to a store that sells salvaged building materials when she missed her turn for Astoria Boulevard. So she turned around. She pulled up to the intersection of Newtown Avenue and 29th Street when she noticed a police officer and a small crowd of people clustered around a blue car.

She parked her car and got out to see what all the fuss was about. People were pointing under the car and taking pictures. That is when she saw it. (via)