downton sixbey - now with more puppy butt

brooke shields makes an excellent lady cora

so wrong

according to this story, brooke shields is pissed off because two national enquirer reporters interviewed her mom trying to get some secrets for an article. the real kicker here is that brooke's mother has dementia and lives in an assisted living center in new jersey. the "reporters" pretended to be friends of the old woman and police found them in a restaurant next door to the new jersey nursing home.

sue the hell out of em brooke. this totally crosses a line.

Kiefer Sutherland vs Jack McCollough

this is weird. i didnt post much about the met gala last night because i figured if you were really interested, you already knew where to look to find coverage... and kylie had already hit the highlights.

but apparently the party doesnt end after people leave the museum, and one of the weirder stories from last night doesnt involve madonna's bunny ears, but a brawl at the submercer afterparty involving jack bauer vs proenza schouler. according to reports, kiefer head butted jack in the face and broke his nose.  the fight had something to do with brooke shields?

very strange. dlisted best expressed the confusion: "Kiefer has a girlfriend. Brooke is married. Jack is gay. How did this happen!?" my guess is that jack bauer mistook jack mccullough for tony almeida

UPDATE: kiefer says jack knocked brooke down, brooke says no he didnt... plot thickens