what's for lunch?

street meat over rice
#it'sliz'sfault

food rap

in other pizza news

Pizza Hut has created yet another variation* to tempt DJV on pizza Friday--one with a hot dog in the crust!  He loves stuffing succulent wieners in tight places, there's no way he'll be able to resist that.

*Available only in the UK, the mustard jizzle is FREE. [via]

bon appétit! i wouldn't eat that if i were you.

It's been a bad few weeks for food.  Get read to not enjoy anything anymore.

A new study indicates that sugar, in the quantities most Americans consume it, may be as toxic as alcohol and cigarettes.  A scientist at UC Davis has shown that excessive consumption of sugar and high fructose corn syrup overwhelm the liver, which then converts the extra fructose into fat that can clog arteries as LDL cholesterol plaque.  Whats even more alarming is that a professor at Harvard believes that some forms of cancer have "evolved" to grow by feeding off of the excess sugar in our systems that would normally be absorbed by fats and muscle.   The problem with all of this is that sugar has been added to pretty much everything we eat including many thing we don't usually consider unhealthy sources of sugar, such as breads, yogurt, fruit juices and peanut butter.  So basically, that tumor inside of you is just going to continue to grow until consumes you.

Now that sugar is essentially the same as rat poison, you might be thinking you'll continue finding joy in your life through food by eating delicious fatty red meat (after all, it's that sugar giving you heart disease).  Well, think again; basically, your life gets shorter every time you consume red meat.  It's also going to give you heart disease and cancer.

But that's okay, because you can always chow down at chik-fil-a even if you're gay, right?  Ehhhhhh, I wouldn't if I were you.  The US Agricultural Department is planning to expand a pilot program that allows poultry processors to manage their own inspections.  But whistle blowers are warning that the plan has some major and seemingly obvious problems.  For instance, USDA documents released under the freedom of information act show that processing facilities in the pilot program were missing "defective" birds at high rates.  In this case, defective means diseased or covered in feces.

Oh, and let's not forget about pink slime.

do you like sea food?

shut. it. down.

That, my friends, is exactly what you think it is. Taco bell will soon be offering tacos made with Doritos instead of a standard taco shell. They will be called Doritos Tacos Locos or #doritostacoslocos.

Who's coming with me? 

calzito update: should have listened to toops!

Max:  how was the calzito

me:  not very good, honestly

it's a lot of starch

me:  i think it needed more spice and less rice

it just should have been a calzone or a burrito

the pizzadillas were good as hell though

Max:  i can't wrap my head around the fact that the calzito is worse than the pizzadilla

me:  i know. I was surprised too.

the calzito looked so good. it was just so dense

Calzones are a lot of bread

and burritos are a lot of rice and this was both 

Max:  im gonna try a calzone with pad thai inside

THAT'S RACIST!!!!

hangover cure?

Subway Chicken

Does anyone else find the premise of this commercial disgusting?

If not, I encourage you to offer chicken strips to the attractive girl (or boy) on the subway, and just wait for their clothes to fall off.

so i'm finally gettin' out

Hopefully. Sorry I've been missing a few days, I've been busy trying to eat. If I eat enough, they'll let me out tonight, but I'm not hungry. I'm trying real hard though.