Jon Cryer

Happy Tuesday. I've been thinking about how much it must be so frustrating to be Jon Cryer these days. He's made a modest comeback, stacking his 2 and a half men chips, and Sheen blows it for him.

here he is in his salad days.

get out of there you bad girl

via

gchatz w/ mom

(after i sent her that kathy griffin video down there...)

Jan: that wasn't too funny

me: oh

Jan: but it was worth a watch

me: i just like the 'drink the tears of fame...bottoms up'

Jan: yeah...that was a good one

you always see the glass half full

me: and i always like when people refer to their children as little shits

reminds me of my own childhood

Jan: i was just thinking the same thing

but my favorite verbal abuse was when I called you guys 'children of the corn"

me: ctm

my favorite story of all tiem is when you chased us with a meat tenderizer

Jan: omg...did i really

me: omg you dont remember?

its a great story

you used to always threaten us with a wooden spoon

Jan: NO

I remember wooden spoons

me: and one day....you went to the drawer...and i think we were laughing at your threats

Jan: r u making that up
me: and you pulled out the meat tenderizer instead

Jan: wow...did i catch you

me: and markie and i went running

into your room

in the ravenwood house

and behind the bed

Jan: that must've been pre-Prozac

me: and you came in after us and were standing over us with it and then you just started laughing

Jan: oh thank god

i was about to turn myself in to the cops

me: haha

it was the best joke ever