what is holmes donig?

 twerkin on a table.

twerkin on a purse.

what is holmes doing?

trying to punch his new baby sister in the face. 


neely had that baby three weeks ago, y'all. can you believe that? she says she's on a strict diet of making up for nine months of alcohol-less-ness.

what is uno doing?

omg i have to show y'all these! 

so, uno had a little medical issue. something about a street fight with another cat and an injury on his back. apparently he had a little minor medical procedure ("it's not minor anymore"), and LOOK!

"i think he's thirsty." -neely

ugh, life is hard.

 maybe if i go to sleep, i'll wake up from this nightmare.

neely also told me that superior kitty, holmes, took one look at uno and hissed in disgust. she said she's never heard him hiss before!

holmes ran under the bed and wouldn't come out, but i suggested she offer him his favorite fleece string, and it did make him feel better after all. 

GET WELL SOON, UNO!!

what is holmes doing?!

designing.

drinking.

hogging the remote.

OMFG fleece string!

thx neely!!!!!111

(ps - whose cheerwine is that?)

what is uno doing?

being pitiful in his circle chair. he used to be the apple of my neely's-cats-eye, until i laid my eye on holmes. quick story though: when uno was a kitten and had his kitten teeth, we were playing and he bit me on the hand and when i looked down his tooth was laying on it. it was a fang, too. the end.

speaking of holmes, here's a pixie of him and his string. and a story:

"he loves his fleece string...takes it everywhere and gets distressed if you take it or hide it from him."

what is neely's kitty doing?

trying out new chairs. he might not be able to get himself out of this one. thx neely!

what is holmes doing?!

introducing..........neely's kitty, HOLMES!

somtimes he takes naps in his kitty chaise.

and he's a little bit cross-eyed. maybe needs some glasses?