Showing posts with label that's pretty funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label that's pretty funny. Show all posts

12 August 2015

if it is important to paula pell it should be important to you

17 July 2015

BoJack is back

26 January 2015

louis ck cancels MSG show in very funny fashion.

Dear friend,
Hi. It's Louis CK here to make sure everyone knows that my show show tomorrow at Madison Square Garden has been canceled. All ticket holders will automatically get a refund. I am really sorry about this and I am surprised to learn as I write this that there is only one L in the word canceled. I'll have to take my phone's word for it. But it doesn't look right to me.
In any case, there seems to be a massive storm approaching New York City. They are calling this storm "historic" which.... Well I didn't know you could call a thing historic if it hasn't happened yet. But I'm not one to defy future historic events. And I have to be respectful of the responsibility I have to the 15,000 people who are holding tickets to the show and could be stranded somewhere historically trying to get to or from my show. I think it's clearly better that I alter history in the name of safety and cancel. Besides, if you've ever tried to get your deposit back when you rent a banquet hall for a wedding that gets snowed out, you don't want to even know what the deposit is on Madison Square Jesus Christing Garden is.
So. No show. I will be on Letterman tonight, though. So you can yell boo right at my stupid and very handsome face on your tv screen or on your paper towel or your watch or whatever you view Letterman on.
Also I will be contacting you very soon about my new standup special which will be historically available only on my website louisck.net very soon.
I really want to thank everyone who came to the shows at MSG. It was an incredible experience. The audiences were great. And the crew at MSG is classy and professional.
Okay. That's it. I have to do some laundry now. 
Take care of yourself and don't be a jerk to people.
Louis CK.

24 September 2014

i washed my hair with hand soap in the bathroom

i think i'll watch SNL at least once this year. ARIANA GRANDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and @prattprattpratt)

03 May 2013

have we ever talked about Broad City?

i have been slowly looking through the nymag 50 comedians you should and will know, and found this really funny.

26 April 2013

one funny thing

this is the penis that the mars rover drew on the surface of that planet. it will likely be there forever.

18 March 2013

"VP stands for Very Precious"

if you're sad and maybe a little confused now that season 2 of Girls is over, just sit tight and wait for Veep.

22 February 2013

the internet is funny!

here is a video of a girl trying to provide hair curling tips , with hilarious results!

12 November 2012

this scared st bernard is really scared

i love the look of terror that he shoots the camera at :42. via.

08 August 2012

2Pz favorite thing alert!

today, joel, thomas wilhelm, and i are all obsessively listening to a funny podcast called throwing shade.

don't not get on board.

21 March 2012

hey girl whatcha doin

its jess! did you see the one where schmidt turns into a hippy and stops cleaning the apartment and everyone's relationships fall apart?
 
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