is trashville getting a new theme park?

maybe, probably not.

festival tennessee looks like a ton of fun though. in other news, i think they should bring back opryland. that place was cool!

if it wasnt serious before...

now you better believe that opry mills mall is fucked. there was this aquarium restaurant and tourist trap in the mall, and when the flood waters came in, the fishys all swam out. the salt water fish died :( but the piranhas are totally pwning that place. thats right, the opry mills mall is infested with piranhas.

poor thing.

my mom just sent me this link to a dude's pictures of the flurded opryland hotel. the opryland is the glittering jewel in nashville's tourism crown, and now they're saying they're just hoping to re-open by christmas. i hope so too, because you should see what they do with that place for christmas time.

get well soon, opryland hotel!

i sure hope someone's taking advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.