ktv 4 life

place your vote for the prettiest new restaurant in nashville.

hint: the answer is butchertown hall, designed by none other than katie vance (of powell architects)

so excited about it

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corgi in a baby pool

you happy? you like it? bless you!! thx ms.dangles

splishy spashy splooshy

the temperature is TOO DAMN HIGH.

(via)

it's only fun when he's on your team.

“Are you sure I didn’t get blamed for the Kentucky game? I’m sure somebody somewhere blamed me for that,” Kiffin told the AJC with a laugh. 

"After we left two years ago, and I don’t remember the timeline, there were some floods in Tennessee. So people around here were joking that was my fault — that there were floods there." (via)

that's not funny. people died, you dick. DIED!

#neverabandonedthevols #betterthanyou

(ps - sorry, jenny)

oh god, am i jealous.

look who bun-bun's having lunch with right now....

RIP

which ride was your favorite? i have a hard time deciding between the wabash cannonball and the grizzly river rampage.

UPDATE! joel just told me that as a young man he was too scared to ride chaos!

UPDATE!! kylie just told me that as a young lady she was too scared to ride barnstormer!!!

let me paint you a picture

its about 87 degrees outside. youre inside with about 700 screaming and dancing underage kids and gays. its about 107 degrees and the air condition isnt even turned on. your love is my drug comes on and you cant help yourself so you just start screaming and dancing too.

oops.

omg the creator of touchdown jesus is from splashville!

MONROE, Ohio – An artist who designed an Ohio church's giant statue of Jesus that was destroyed by lightning this week says he's willing to help replace it.

Brad Coriell of Nashville, Tenn., says he has not been in contact with the Solid Rock Church but would be honored to be involved. (via)

jack white :: conan o'brien :: nashville

secret show isnt a secret anymore

wanna see where fishsticks lived in splashville?

gwyneth just goop'd about how she forced a poor interior decorator from atlanta to make her a loft in the gulch in 10 days and it better be perfect or ELSE!!

at least that's how i imagine it went.

"and i better have a proper fucking bathtub to bathe my perfect babies in each night or i swear to christ, heads are going to roll all over this hick-town! don't touch me."

-gwyneth

thx g.ani!

guess what i'm doing next wednesday

you've been iced.

hey yall. just checkin' in. unfortch, half of your 2Pz writing staff is busy jinglin' our pockets in tennessee. here are some things that happened last night:

promptly after landing in splashville, djv gave joel the birthday surprise of his life. and then iced him.

just before the surprise happened, patty asked joel when i was picking his friend up from the airport. so as punishment, i iced him. he didn't even know what icing was. proof that he doesn't read 2Pz. how emBEARassing.

we went to robert's on broadway, and melissa iced me, via a note from the bartender.

a little bit later we decided to ice djv, but accompanied it with the gift of this classy boot koozy.

oh i forgot to tell you...

I'M GOING TO TENNESSEE TOMORROW!!!

splashville.

i did not know that ben folds was from franklin, tennessee. did you? he was one of the many musicians who stores his touring equipment in nashville, and it got ruint.

anyway, he uploaded some pictures w/ captions that he took of the flood for a slideshow on national geographic's werbsite.

if YOU have half a million dollars burning holes in your pocketbooks...

...i know some folks who could use it.

you can head right over to the nashville red cross donation site.

if you have TEN dollhairs burning holes in your pocketbooks, you can text "REDCROSS" to 90999, and it will go right to the right place. don't worry, it will just show up on your parents' family plan phone bill.

for every time you donate, joel will take off another article of clothing. STRIP charity!

and if you live in the nashville area, you probably already know this, but you can sign up to volunteer through hands on nashville. luckily, our state is named after its abilities to do this.

ok! so now you know everything. brb helping!

consider yourself redeemed.

for a little while at least:

Thursday night saw the announcement that 17 year old country singer Taylor Swift will be donating $500 000 to various flood relief organizations in Nashville, Tennessee during.

Swift, who moved to Nashville at the age of 14, said she "could not believe what was happening to the city and the people I love so dearly".

"Nashville is my home and the reason why I get to do what I love," she told the AP news agency.

"I have always been proud to be a Nashvillian but especially now, seeing the love that runs through this city when there are people in crisis." (via)

thx tay-tay.

another one.

kenny chesney's house!

thanks for coming, anderson!