i washed my hair with hand soap in the bathroom

i think i'll watch SNL at least once this year. ARIANA GRANDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and @prattprattpratt)

You use too much dishwasher soap. and laundry soap.

youre probably doing just about everything wrong without realizing it. find out why if you would rather not be wrong your entire life.

TRW:B the end!

so i'm watching TRW:B...right now. i haven't been excited about TRW since i was in high school, but this season happends to be in my front yard, so it's special. since it's the last episode, i'd like to make a few observations.

chet is stoopid for thinking a spoonful of soap-milk would hurt him. and even if it did, it would be a part of the mormon god's plan for him, and he shouldn't worry about it.

the boys are a bunch of whiney b's who can't take a dose of their own prank-medicine.

when these kids aren't being painfully boring and agreeable, they're being crazy beligerent.

as someone who suffers from myopia, i find it offensive that chet wears glasses purely for fashion.

as a homosexual, i find it offensive that chet claims he's attracted to women while wearing a lavender sleeveless hoodie and a scarf.

baya, get that mf-ing tooth gap fixed.

perhaps it's stereotypical, but i would have expected a gay dolphin trainder to be less violent.

for those who don't live in brooklyn: the water taxi that ryan left on is within sight of the real world house. there was no reason for chet to drive ryan there other than their down-low gaylationship.

one of the last things said by ryan about chet: "i wish chet would move to wherever i am so we can just kick it." yeah, if by "kick" you mean f, and "it" you mean your a.