fifty states of grey

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the northeast has the most readers, but the south mistakenly thinks its a good-ass book. why are they pointing at tennessee like that? clearly mississippi is worse, like always.

iPad?!?! ctm.

that sounds like an apple sanitary napkin is all.

follow this liveblog of the iTampon, being revealed as we speak!

looks like a big iphone to me. just sayin'.