are you left-handed?

then you will enjoy this internet.

it's ok baby

"I don't blame that baby for crying. You know what, she just realized what it means if Romney gets elected. She is out there — God love her. Hi, baby, how are you? It's okay, he's not going to get elected, you're going to be okay. You're going to be okay." 

—Joe Biden, during a speech in Ohio this afternoon, in a rare off-the-cuff remark that won't embarrass the entire campaign.

from nymag

how sad.

i was just obsessively reading the comments on this gawker story about murfreesboro...

...and that stupid c-u-know-what, lou ann zelenik, when i came across this weird youtube. it contains the phrase:

"in addition to the cut of your jib, i likes the sound of your town. murFREESboro."

ceeeyute.

fifty states of grey

(via)

the northeast has the most readers, but the south mistakenly thinks its a good-ass book. why are they pointing at tennessee like that? clearly mississippi is worse, like always.

it's been the same story since forever

Translated 9th century scroll:

 

"Yesterday, having drunk too much, I was intoxicated as to pass all bounds; but none of the rude and coarse language I used was uttered in a conscious state. The next morning, after hearing others speak on the subject, I realised what had happened, whereupon I was overwhelmed with confusion and ready to sink into the earth with shame."

 

from letters of note (which you should read if you don't already)

for starla:

She's reading it you know.  How emBEARassing!

this looks disturbingly familiar

[via]

[people dressed as] black bears spread across tennessee

they can't full me with that costume.

Blackbears Spread Across Tennessee

Wildlife officials want public to be safe, enjoy sightings

(via)

whatever, tennessee.

The state legislature of Tennessee has given legal cover to public school teachers to challenge the science of evolution and climate change, in a move that looks set to deepen a debate about politicisation of the classroom.

The bill passed in the Tennessee Senate this week provides legal protection to teachers who personally do not believe in evolution or the human causes of climate change, and instead want to teach the "scientific strengths and weaknesses of existing scientific theories". (via)

::shudder::

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ugggh bitten by the winchester uncomfy goose!!!

blind item

which one of 2Pz friends sent this embearassing text to her would-be valentine on accident???????

[redacted]: oh shit
guess what i just did
so my mom was asking me on the phone this morning what i thought my work bf would get me
i took a picture of the box of chocolates with the card he got me and sent it with the text, "box of chocolates just like everyone else got, whew!"
except that i sent it to the guy, NOT my mom
crap crap crap

aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!

oh and i've been meaning to show you this.

the most embearassing facebook posts from last year.

something bad happened in fruitland

something gaycist! in fruitland, tennessee. pull yourslef together gibson county. also, i've seen greater production values during the morning annoucements at white station high school.

blog sneak attack

[redacted]:  made an eminem playlist the other day

was like a walk down memory lane

 me:  on porpoise?

[redacted]:  yeah, I'm secretly a huge eminem fan

 me:  yikes.

[redacted]:  except I didn't really like his last two albums

actually last 4
probs won't share that playlist 

 me:  who knew...

[redacted]:  also don't tell of our friends

...dick

joel doesn't know...

...about that amazing cameo on gossip girl last night, because he was too busy watching most eligible dallas.

i know, right?

read the recap (sans chris) here.

ps - i'm pretty much ready to move to california, now that i've seen how happy all of my friends are living there.

Idiots

Tennessee won't lot some woman have her I love tofu vanity license plate because they think is reads I love to F-U.  They don't even know what tofu is, how embarrassing.

rockingchair panda is emBEARassed

via.

stringer bell, no!

please don't do this. everything was going so well.

goddamnit.

Republican presidential candidate Rep. Michele Bachmann said Thursday that she is the "hombre-ette" to represent voters in Washington.

Appearing in Columbia, South Carolina, Bachmann cast herself as "one little fighter."

"We need one strong hombre or hombre-ette, and I'm the hombre-ette to go and stand for you in Washington DC," Bachmann said. Earlier, when Bachmann referenced that she would be a woman in the White House if elected, a cheer went up from the audience.

Hombre is the Spanish word for man. The Spanish word for woman is mujer. (via)

additionally, her pronunciation is abhorrent. thx joey.