Lt. Jim Dangle: We have two passes to be witnesses at an execution. I know we all want these, so we're gonna do this the way we generally handle these things and we're gonna have a scavenger hunt.
it's been sumpin else working with you!!
g.animalz
25 September 2009
have a great weekend, suckers!
Lt. Jim Dangle: We have two passes to be witnesses at an execution. I know we all want these, so we're gonna do this the way we generally handle these things and we're gonna have a scavenger hunt.
it's been sumpin else working with you!!
g.animalz
these 2...
CDEFGABC, 2'19"
A short by Lernert Engelbert and Sander Plug, Commissioned by MTV Europe for MTV Shorts, 2009.
flame-ball(s)
We heard rumors that the team behind the Real Housewives of Atlanta were working on an all-gay version of the franchise. It's really going to happen. This is the best thing to happen to gay people since poppers!
And thinking about the show gives us the same kind of dizziness as Jungle Juice. The show, tentatively titled Kept will air on all-gay, all-day channel Logo. It will focus on fabulous Manhattan party boys who like boys living the high-life. They're hoping that there may be some sugar daddy element involved (hello, what gay boy doesn't want their own Big Poppa?), but they won't know until the show is cast.
The MTV-owned channel hasn't announced the production company yet, but we have to assume that it's going to be True Entertainment, the company that floated some casting emails this summer and who make the Atlanta show for Bravo.
In a couple of weeks there will be an open casting call in New York, and they're hoping to have all the gay-listers ready to start filming by November so that the series can air in 2010. The casting of this show could tear the very fabric of gay New York asunder. There might even be a riot at Beige! And just wait until the show airs. Squabbling about the Fire Island house, bitching about not being invited to the Marc Jacobs after party, twinks stealing sugar daddies from their best friends! It's going to be—what do the gays call it?—fierce.
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this cat is almost 2 stone!!
Owner Bill Duncan, 52, had taken Socrates to the vet worried by his lack of get-up-and-go. The verdict, not surprisingly, was that he was simply too fat to move, possibly because of his taste for cheese and onion crisps. Twice a day, regular as clockwork, he had managed to stagger to his paws and miaow for his breakfast and tea.Now however, meals are a little disappointing. Five-year-old Socrates has been chosen as one of nine finalists in Pet Fit Club, the PDSA animal charity's annual diet competition.
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really enjoyable twitter account
Name: Justin.Bio: I'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.
"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."
"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"
"Happy birthday, I didn't get you a present...Oh, mom got you one? Well, that's from me then too, unless it's shitty."
"Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi."
"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say."
i want to grow up to be just like susie greene
I can't believe my luck, Susie Greene (Essman) is writing a book!--"What Would Susie Say — Bullshit Wisdom Wisdom About Love, Life and Comedy." Says its due out in the Fall, by Simon & Schuster. Well, it's the fall and I don't see it. G f'ing d I can't wait to read it.
no one wants to see you naked, sober
Millions of women drink alcohol before having sex because they lack confidence in their bodies, a study has found. Almost half of those questioned said they preferred sex while under the influence of alcohol because it helped them to lose their inhibitions and be more adventurous.
Researchers, who surveyed 3,000 women aged between 18 and 50, found the average woman has slept with eight men, but was drunk with at least five of them...The study also found that 75 per cent of women said they liked to drink before getting into bed with their husband or boyfriend. Some 6 per cent of women have never had sex while sober.
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