do you want to see the Jim Jarmusch/ Tilda Swinton vampire movie?

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we're almost done.

the 5th and final twilight installment is nearly upon us. i really can't believe in just over a month, this whole saga will be over. here's the newly announced soundtrack:

01 Passion Pit: "Where I Come From"
02 Ellie Goulding: "Bittersweet"
03 Green Day: "The Forgotten"
04 Feist: "Fire in the Water"
05 The Boom Circuits: "Everything and Nothing"
06 St. Vincent: "The Antidote"
07 Pop ETC: "Speak Up"
08 Iko: "Heart of Tone"
09 A Boy and His Kite: "Cover Your Tracks"
10 James Vincent McMorrow: "Ghosts"
11 Paul McDonald & Nikki Reed: "All I've Ever Needed"
12 Reeve Carney: "New For You"
13 Christina Perri: "A Thousand Years (Part Two)"
14 Carter Burwell: "Plus Que Ma Prope Vie"

can't wait!

taylor lautner is a tennessee fan

team jacob was also in knoxville this past weekend cheering on the vols to their eventual humiliation at the hands of the florida asshats. via.

the last twilight you will ever need

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who cares. bring on mockingjay!

full breaking dawn 2 trialer

needs more katniss

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brace yourself, starla.

re: the twilight sexy scene:

Stewart: Cinematically, cut all together, it’s awesome. I really like it, but we didn’t really do that scene.
Pattinson: And when we did they kept telling us to stop. [laughs]
Stewart: I know! Bill kept going, “Stop thrusting!” [Laughs]...I mean I didn’t actually want to have sex with him on set but....
Pattinson: Why not? [laughs] You can see my butt crack - why does butt crack not make it an R? You see my butt crack the whole time.
Stewart: No, you don’t, They darkened it or something.
Lautner: They shortened it, or I think they erased the crack.
Pattinson: It was really Kristen’s fault it was going R-rated. [To Stewart] Your fancy moves - no one’s seen moves like that in a PG-13 movie! [Laughs] (via)

pipe down, jacob. no one's talking to you.

my official 2Pz review of the twilight saga : breaking dawn, part 1

rachel: well, how was it?!
me: well
i'll tell you
it was just awful!
rachel: oh no!
what?!
me: unenjoyable
i never want to see it again
rachel: crap
me: i think the last one will be better
the subject matter coverred in this one was just bad
and horribly depicted
rachel: weddings, babies
doing it?
me: that takes up about 20 minutes
then its another 90 minutes of just awful sickness and pain and bones breaking and being ripped open
interspersed with long depressing silences and taylor lautner deficating all over the profession of acting
rachel: oh god
so ill wait for it to show up on demand i guess
or spare myself totally
me: no you should see it
you must see it

did you see it? what did you think? i'm so curious.

#spoileralertretroactive

this is happening

breaking dawn full length trailer!

that just happened

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breaking dawn trailer

1:20!

see y'all on november 18.

just a reminder

we still have 2 twilight movies to go. a sneak peak of breaking dawn : part one will be shown during the MTV movie awards this sunday night. get excited.

missed you

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Joe Jonas is NOT gay

at least that is what he told details magazine. and everyone knows details is the type of magazine that is definitely NOT gay. his girlfriend did breakup with him to start dating a king of leon, but whatever.

here's a little sneak-a-peek...

at breaking dawn's s-e-x scene.

starla in 30 years?

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looking real good future starla.

"one of the werewolves got beat up!"

Four men, who were allegedly drunk guests at a nearby wedding in the same venue, attacked Pelletier in the men's room of a Hilton hotel where he was a main attraction at 'Eternal Twilight 4,' a fan expo packed with teenage girls in Birmingham, about 120 miles from London (Peter Facinelli was the biggest 'Twilight' star originally booked to appear, but was ultimately a no-show).

Pelletier suffered a broken nose in the confrontation, during which the men reportedly struck and headbutted him until he was able to escape. Police chased the suspects, and witnesses say cops used a Taser to restrain one. All four were arrested on suspicion of assault; two have since been released and two were granted bail, pending further investigation. The motive for the attack has not been made public.

from melissa

twilight 2.

catherine hardwicke, director of the first twilight movie, is directing the new little red riding hood movie. the trailer has just been released, and as gawker points out, it looks exactly the gd same as twilight.

i'll still watch it because it stars 2Pz fave amanda seyfried and i really liked twilight.

brb finding out if that's 2Pz fave karin dreijer andersson on that trailer.

UPDATE: yes! it is!

As it turns out, Catherine Hardwicke talked to Hero Complex about the film, and revealed that not only is the song Andersson’s, but she’ll appear in the film. Hardwicke says that there’s a scene in the film reminiscent of Burning Man Festival where the townspeople “build this giant wolf effigy, a huge bonfire, everyone’s dancing like crazy and partying and going wild, so I used the Bosch painting The Garden of Earthly Delights as my inspiration for that. We built all the instruments in the Bosch painting, a hurdy gurdy, standing horn pipes, the same blue drums.”

It’s in this scene that Andersson will appear, in the guise of her side-project Fever Ray, whose self-titled album was one of the best records of last year. Hardwicke relates that “We commissioned this band from Sweden called Fever Ray. She’s always performing in radical costumes, she’s like the Lady Gaga of Sweden. In our movie she’s wearing a harvest mask with a corn husk face and she’s singing and everybody’s dancing and singing.” (via)

kewl!

starla, your boyfriend looks ugly.

fix it.

twilight baby.

they cast renesmee!


Nine-year-old Mackenzie Foy has been cast as Renesmee, and EW reports that the actress will play the younger (but fast-aging) character using Benjamin Button–style facial-transfer trickery. If the special effects are anywhere near as good as the Twilight saga's terrible CG wolves, we are in for some solid gold right here. (via)

i'll be honest, i'd all but forgotten this movie was happening. let the countdown begin!