Showing posts with label the office. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the office. Show all posts
12 May 2017
12 December 2014
office holiday party y'all...
sorry if i drunk dial you tonight and tell you that i love you. I DON'T MEAN IT
14 May 2012
05 May 2011
subtle sexuality
taylor-swift-esque music video from the office spinoff web-series, subtle sexuality.
21 April 2011
update!
me: well they just sent out a company-wide earth day newsletter, highlighting various offices' achievements in sustainability
i saw rupalsdragrace reading it
john: you should tape it over the light switch while it's in the off position
me: thats what i thought
john: or
OR
fish that post-it note out of the trash, stick it on a printed copy of the news letter, and then affix it to her desk with a bloody knife, stabbed through a dead pigeon.
me: there we go
i saw rupalsdragrace reading it
john: you should tape it over the light switch while it's in the off position
me: thats what i thought
john: or
OR
fish that post-it note out of the trash, stick it on a printed copy of the news letter, and then affix it to her desk with a bloody knife, stabbed through a dead pigeon.
me: there we go
04 August 2010
2 stories.
story number one:
i just got up to go to the bathroom, and i passed this girl who was playing SOLITAIRE on her computer. there are an infinite number of better ways to kill time on your computer. for instance, reading gawker. or playing farmville, which is what she's doing 90% of the times that i go to the bathroom.
note: this is the second time i've seen someone playing solitaire in here.
i could go for some snood right now, though.
story number two:
on my way back from the bathroom, i stopped in the kitchen to get a sprite-on-the-rocks. i opened the freezer and was pulling out some ice cubes, and noticed that my co-worker was standing next to me, waiting for me to finish so he could get in the fridge. it was a bit awkward, as the cubes were slippery and i was nervous and they kept slipping out of my fingertips. it took about ten seconds to collect enough cubes, during which he was completely silent. until.
he broke the silence with this gem: "you like ice, huh?!?!!?"
the end.
i just got up to go to the bathroom, and i passed this girl who was playing SOLITAIRE on her computer. there are an infinite number of better ways to kill time on your computer. for instance, reading gawker. or playing farmville, which is what she's doing 90% of the times that i go to the bathroom.
note: this is the second time i've seen someone playing solitaire in here.
i could go for some snood right now, though.
story number two:
on my way back from the bathroom, i stopped in the kitchen to get a sprite-on-the-rocks. i opened the freezer and was pulling out some ice cubes, and noticed that my co-worker was standing next to me, waiting for me to finish so he could get in the fridge. it was a bit awkward, as the cubes were slippery and i was nervous and they kept slipping out of my fingertips. it took about ten seconds to collect enough cubes, during which he was completely silent. until.
he broke the silence with this gem: "you like ice, huh?!?!!?"
the end.
13 October 2009
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