ella broke my heart

i would sleep in a pile of your trash if i ever lost you.

judy?

nice craft project.

fame kills, killed

the kanye - gaga tour is off.

im bummed. now i'll have to wait for the ri ri - gaga announcement. yip!

give christina a step stool

heidi klum towers over christina aguilera in this picture from the episode of project runway she will guest judge on october 15th. srsly, xxx-tinas boobs are at heidi's waist.

working on that new album?

ungrateful money grubbers

via

bears, inside out

this dude took bears apart, turned them inside out, and restuffed them. ah HA!

via

this is a reservoir drain

i never knew this type of thing existed.

price is right hijinks

via

gchatz w/ john

me: is that what you said to me last night?

i thought it was bagina

john: bagina

defs

bagina

me: buttgina

john: bugina

me: i think you told me you were going to punch me in that

john: that's when you have a front butt over your vagina

yeah

and i will too if you ever get on my damn bed in your street clothes

[note: i was making dirt angels on his bed in my street clothes, which i've been instructed not to do on several occassions]

john: if you get in my bed with your street clothes, get ready to have a sore bugina

me: noted

i want that

NYC paper cut out map. also paris and london (via).

this is a buddha shaped pear

this guy in china grows them in special plastic molds and sells them at 8 bucks a pop. thats cute, but i want one JESUS shaped please.

this is a pygmy hippopotamus

he lives in rotterdam. his name is kismet junior.

daily ri ri

somebody (rihanna) is looking fierce in balmain at the balmain show in paris.

loving the blonde curls

some bear comedy

from eugene mirman.

thx g.

swan jerks.

looks like the p-park lake is only big enough for ONE swan family!

"The southern father — wings beating, back hunched and neck extended — streaks across the lake with a wake behind him and repeatedly jumps on members of the other family. It looks as if he’s trying to drown them." (via)

thx sj!