everybody already knows

read about it.

new kelly clarkson?

"mr. know it all"

more like, mr. i just fell asleep. i couldn't even get through it.

well, we made it.

gchatz w/ john

John: i can't wait to see new yorkers freaking out about this
they aren't going to know what to do with themselves
me: i know
its going to peter out
i just know it
John: one thing is for sure
they're building it up so much, it can't possibly be as bad as they're making it seem
me: yeah
i mean theyre really going over the top
John: it seems the real horrible things happen when you least expect them to
i'm looking at you fukushima daichi

gay marriage?

via

srsly.

(via) 

see them all here! thx lilly!

thx4nothing, starla.

dear starla,

why didn't you tell me about this song from a year ago featuring ke$ha? how many times do i have to remind you that you are in charge of telling me what the kids are listening to? you know how much i love k$. people are going to start calling me last2know-kaiser. all thanks to your lack of diligence.

consider this your final warning.

love you!
kylie

gulp.

Workers who suffered a spell of unemployment during Great Recession are, on average, less satisfied with their new jobs than workers who didn't. They are more likely to consider themselves over-qualified for their current position. (via)

well, well, well.

yesterday, andy roddick lost in the second round of the us open. what a terrible disappointment. additionally, he got called for three foot-faults, prompting him to fly off the handle a little bit, arguing with the chair umpire, ridiculing a lineswoman, yelling, swearing, etc.

you may remember a similar situation at last year's open, involving black woman serena williams. she went bonkers after being issued a foot fault penalty (except hers was on match point in the semifinals). she was fined $82,500 and put on a two-year probation. roddick was not issued any penalty, and the lineswoman was replaced, rendering this shit sexist / racist.

goooooo john isner!

murfreesboro's next top puppy model

erin baker just sent me this slideshow of candidates for the cover of next month's murfreesboro magazine, along with a very valid question:

why wasn't jazzy nominated?

dad?

i found this.

over on space shuttle. he's making that face bc his new iphone 4 that he waited in line early in the morning TWICE for stopped working already.

worldcupH8!

OK WE TIED. shew! never been so happy with a tie. now goooooo england!

DOUBLE UPDATE!!!! WE JUST SCORED AGAIN IN THE 83RD MINUTE!!! TIE!!!!!! we're gonna be ok!!

UPDATE!!!! LANDON DONOVAN JUST SCORED ABOUT 2.3 SECONDS INTO THE SECOND HALF!!!!!! 1-2! we can do this!

USA is down 0-2 to slovenia at the half.

;(

i'm really, really sorry, starla...

After arriving separately and sitting apart from each other at Sunday's BAFTA awards, Robert Pattinson finally admitted that he and Kristen Stewart are a couple, and that all of their secretive antics are just to avoid crazed press and fans. "It is extremely difficult but we are here together, yes … We can't arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it's impossible. We are here together and it's a public event but it's not easy."

Kellan Lutz, meanwhile, is promoting pet adoption for PETA, recounting the poignant story of how he met his rescue dog, Kola. "I touched her toe and said, 'Hey, what's your name?' … She spoke to me."(via)

and ZOMG that picture is from a scene for eclipse!!!

well. this is awkward.

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i'm glad i didn't care enough to set my alarm clock and wake up at 7.30am and go up on the roof to peep through my giant telescope, because what a horrible disappointment the NASA moon bombing turned out to be. all over the place, people were having viewing parties or making early morning treks to their nearest observatory to witness what was supposed to be a 6 mile plume of debris exploding off the moon's surface.

instead, not only could you not see anything from earth...you couldnt even see anything from the satellite that was following right behind the missile. thanks a lot, NASA. for nothing!

fame kills, killed

the kanye - gaga tour is off.

im bummed. now i'll have to wait for the ri ri - gaga announcement. yip!

sad.

so close