04 July 2013

song of the summer

the video is nsfw but the song will rule your summer. it's the bessssst

03 July 2013

a mayoral platform i can get behind

the preferred 2pz mayoral candidate knock it out of the park again:

two words: cat park.

do you see anyone you know in this sexycool partypic?

gayletter pic from the everybooty pride party at BAM

it happened in tennessee

you'll never guess what happens next

01 July 2013

Ciara - I'm Out (ft. Nicki Minaj)

oh my gawd. i thought i was going to like it and then i really did.

they're coming for you

do you need help getting ready for the holiday weekend?

via

RIP cicadas

the cicadapocalypse is over and i didn't even see or hear one. see you in 17 years cicadas.

the supermodel time fears

naomi campbell walked in the versace couture runway show last night looking like a teenager.

 me:  NAOMI
 me:  legs legs legs
 Michael:  NAOMI refuses to age
time knows it will get hit if it comes anywhere near her
 me:  hahahahahaha

28 June 2013

UPDATE: Tennessee Treasures

Memphis, TN - A kind reader (my sister) alerted me to another reason why you never have to leave Tennessee, the World Overcomers Outreach Ministries Church Lady of Liberation! You won't find a back room in our video store, that filth is better left to the sin cities. AKA New York City! If you love g-d, but you hate queers, women's reproductive rights, and religions other than your own, then Memphis has the statue for you. Lady of Liberation stands in at 72 feet tall, holds aloft a gold cross instead of a torch of enlightenment, and carries the Ten Commandments. Also, a single tear has been shed from her eye. She is probably crying because bitch that gold cross is heavy and it is HOT outside! Someone get that gurl a sno cone! She is at the corner of Winchester and Kirby if you want to take a look. thx melissa!
 
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