who invited joel to the bat mitzvah...

 (via)

yas.

WHO RUN THE WORLD?? (No seriously, she fucking does)

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in sad related news, new york is losing everything (except taylor swift).

need vacay plans?

i thoroughly enjoyed this beautiful spread of travel destinations from the new york times.

i dont like this magic mike trailer...

...i LOVE it!!!!

thx starla!

joel pointed out that i over looked a very important #volbf

Now we welcome Kyle Oliver! He is a TE from LaVergne, Tenn.!

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this is kylie oliver and she is also an oakland patriot. "puttin' lavergne on the map."

happy transportation disaster week

in taiwan taxi drivers have to keep their eyes peeled for errant airplanes. did you hear about the metro north train that hit a car then caught on fire? just the worst accident in the history of the metro north.

one of the trends i've noticed is that all of our new #volbf's look like theyre 30.

Jauan Jennings is one of our newcomers having joined #Team119 this spring!

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this'n's from the boro.

Shy Tuttle is one of the early enrollees. The North Carolina native is a 4-star DL!

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hey shy tuttle!

#RichmondToTheHill Drew Richmond is a VOL!!!!!

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this is the one we stole from ole piss.

Jack Jones is one of the mid-year additions to #Team119!

A photo posted by Tennessee Football (@vol_football) on Feb 4, 2015 at 7:03am PST

this'n's an oakland patriot, and mike's trans-vol-boyfriend.

Knoxville Catholic HS QB Zac Jancek is officially a #VFL!

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thirty.

Welcome to the family, Darrell Miller! The Texas DB will join the #Vols this fall! #VolsNSD15

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model.

Quinten Dormady is one of the Vols early enrollees! We're happy to have the QB on campus! #VolsNSD15

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bun-bun tagged me in this post this morning, so i think he's chosen his vol-bf.

REPOST from Quart'e Sapp (@dedicated_2work). Welcome to the family! #VolsNSD15

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this post has placed quart'e sapp in the lead for my new vol bf. #adorable


who's yours?!?!

its national signing day!

Preston Williams is going to be a Tennessee legend #VolsNSD15 pic.twitter.com/CpktpnM5t6
— Teran Johnson (@TeranJ_VLZ) February 4, 2015

this is the same guy who went down to auburn just to troll 'em.

i forgot to tell you how much i liked d'angleo's performances on SNL

the vanguard seem like an awesome bunch.

from now on 2Pz will just be embedded tweetz.

Big high five to Harper Lee for her hotly anticipated sequel, Tequila Mockingbird
— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) February 3, 2015

if this joke doesn't make sense to you...

Too soon. RT @karenehowell: Ole Miss Loses Top Recruit To Tennessee pic.twitter.com/0y7K7uObRW
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravisBGID) February 3, 2015

...just read this.

what do you think?

i dont really get it, but good to see rihanna at least.

puppy got scooped

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pic.twitter.com/OymewjXe3H

— Brendan Davis (@notbrendan) February 3, 2015

never say never, amirite?

Harper Lee, Author of ‘To Kill a Mockingbird,’ Is to Publish a Second Novel http://t.co/uYiOKZfMnA

— New York Times Arts (@nytimesarts) February 3, 2015

BREAKING LITERATURE NEWS

Harper Lee wrote a 'To Kill a Mockingbird' sequel, and it’s coming in July: http://t.co/6pMKXb4obf pic.twitter.com/zw220T1Gqs
— Vulture (@vulture) February 3, 2015