YAS STARLA'S DOZEN

me: what is going on with brangelina
do you have any inside scoop
Charlotte: no clue
seems like lots of drama though which i love
i think that he is a stoner and maybe coke head
me: what is your take on DraLo
Charlotte: FAKE.LOVE.
me: lol

new selena

i don't love it, but i do like it. thx char!

jic you are completely or partially lost w/ true detective season 2

starla sent me this helpful explainer. the 90-minute seasons finale is happening on sunday.

late submission

starla's mother, delta burke, would like to submit for your consideration...

...delta burke, for our lady money.

starla's memorial day plans

Stalled development created an accidental lake in Nashville http://t.co/ocHqAp0myX pic.twitter.com/t45TnJSTdr

— CityLab (@CityLab) May 22, 2015

starla will see you in the popcorn line opening weekend

We’re living for Joe Manganiello in his “Magic Mike XXL” teaser poster pic.twitter.com/UbV9ELGmi2

— huffpostgay (@huffpostgay) April 27, 2015

i dont like this magic mike trailer...

...i LOVE it!!!!

thx starla!

a going away party fit for a kween

all that dominos.

glorious.

valentines day?

do you recognize this man

if so, report his whereabouts immediately to starla because he is the suspect caught on surveillance video shooting 3 teenagers and a 12 year old in the legs in williamsburg. starla is our local neighborhood activist stopping news crews and tracking down information. does that look like thomas wilhelm to you? can anyone confirm his activities this weekend??? NEWS STORY

happy bearthdie starla

starla, here's today's bagel for your burrito.

the internet says conor maynard is the new justin timberlake. what do you think?

starla's dozen

could THIS be the song of the summer? also from robin thicke, but this time with kendrick "cutest little bunny rabbit" lamar.

i know what you're thinking: "what does starla think?"

Charlotte: i thought it sounded like a Britney spears song till he started talking about dick. offensive! i like it.
and for the record
i doubt robin has a big one

starla's dozen

starla: boring
it's no party in the usa
and that is not a compliment
unfortunately (depending who you ask) i follow miley on twitter
and she wouldnt stop talking about this song like she was the next beyonce.
color me underwhelmed

this has been an episode of "starla's dozen".

wall of complimentz

"oh, by the way, i'm still enjoying 2Pz."

-delta burke (irl compliment in DNA shoes on north 7th)

SPOTIFRIDAY

happy friday!

today's spotifriday is called: starla's senior year, and i think you're really going to like it.

2Pz seal of approval : house of cards

joel, starla and i all agree: netflix original series "house of cards" is 11 bicsuits!

watch it!

what did starla do this morning?

and every morning.

happy bearthdie STARLA

 

get some rest.

2SFW

joel and i are simul-listening to d'angelo's 2000 masterpiece "voodoo". did you know joel didnt have cable as a baby and has never seen this classic video?

in the simple(ton) words of starla : "that's too sexy for work."

UPDATE : you can simul-listen to maxwell's "now" with me next.