when i die, joel can have all my flams

this UES drama queen left all kinds of flams to her manicurist, the guy who kept her car alarm from going off, her doorman, the coat check lady at the salon, the Met, etc.

my benefactors would include:
- the manager at the Steinway Salvation Army
- my beloved coffee guy on the corner of 6th and 22nd
- the gay grocery store clerk at Associated
- the halal guy on 34th ave with the glasses

who would you bequeath your flams to?

me rn.

how the sausage used to be made

#TBT Neyland Stadium 1994 - This is how they used to make the checkerboard end zones! Totally rad, but wow 🍊🏈 pic.twitter.com/U8pNUGC0mR

— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) September 24, 2015

squad goals.

thx bun bun.

this radiolab is cracking my s up.

of course the atm is in greenpoint.

the pleasure is mine nick jonas

.@nickjonas says he's "honored" to represent LGBTs on the small screen. 🙌 http://t.co/MfT2z1DiAO pic.twitter.com/QFwr9rkFW6

— NewNowNext (@NewNowNext) September 23, 2015

binders full of women

this airs on friday.

fact

Adding Asian ingredients to your pantry can help you be a better weeknight cook http://t.co/Qob8e2XuzQ pic.twitter.com/faQ14cDSNQ

— The New York Times (@nytimes) September 22, 2015

what did thomas wilhelm do this weekend?

my hairdresser found two teens bonging dew outside the post office pic.twitter.com/KzrPu4GZgB

— tiny togepi (@skullface) September 18, 2015

(via)

i got you this new beyonce song.

put it on your gym playlist.

eric berry got to see his little brother do this live and in person

how is your monday going?

rat's got pizza

yum i love oreos

Oreos have been around since 1912, and somehow the brand has taken off in its second century: http://t.co/aP5R40hn9Q pic.twitter.com/kiP324BER2

— New York Magazine (@NYMag) September 21, 2015

ryan adams - 1989

his album of taylor swift covers. it's here.