rat's got pizza

the PSA that david lynch shot for nyc in 1991. spooky scary.

rats have little tiny people hands

new york city rat hunters

have you ever heard of this group of terrier owners that gather in downtown manhattan to let their pups hunt rats? read this

brittany murphy was poisoned to death?

apparently her father has always suspected foul play and had some hair and tissue samples analyzed and the results indicate rat poison. also, her husband died in basically the same way 5 months later. not cool. not cool.

dont take any candy from nscience

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nsikan's nightmares

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look at this adorable baby ratatouille shopping for ingredients in the UWS fairway

wait... GAG

rodents of unusual size

as if we didn't have enough to think about with rent due, earthquakes and hurricanes...

this giant rat was killed (with a pitchfork??!????) at the Marcy Houses (where Jay-Z is from) in Brooklyn. I can literally see the Marcy Houses from my bedroom window.

from melissa:
"where do you think those rats are going to go when their houses get flooded?!?
better carry a pitchfork
or maybe a TRIDENT! "
(see what i did there)"

me: "like Finnick"

Melissa: "yep. Just like Finnick"

more rats riding subways.

this is just mildly amusing (not like last time), but i think it's important to keep track.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

(via) the amount of possible nightmare subway scenarios is practically limitless!

bike king

remember when i told you about the bike king i saw in nashville?

check out this one i saw on my block in new york. there is even a chair in there!

What is kismet doing?

this is what it looked like for kismet's first bath. can you believe it?