Here is Farmer John rescuing a one week old baby alpaca that had been missing for 24 hours. Alpacas love to roll in the dirt and it must've slid into an old badger hole by accident while it was taking a dust bath.

mariah carey is working on something

Mood @evanrosskatz pic.twitter.com/gb8HrrFVqM

— Ashley Alese Edwards (@AshleyAlese) May 18, 2016

Mood @AshleyAlese pic.twitter.com/2fqXKgS5GG

— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) May 18, 2016

battle at bristol: SOLD OUT.

the largest crowd on record for a college football game was 115,000. the BaB has unexpectedly sold all 150,000 available tickets. there's a lot of interesting tidbits about the event right here.

looks like someone took a snap of Ms.Dangles eating lunch today

Healthy otter snacks gleefully on plain, boring lettucehttps://t.co/JxVxmvFF7D pic.twitter.com/Q89FkhBqip

— Mashable (@mashable) May 17, 2016

that's fine.

livin' her dream...?

how to deal with Tuesday, courtesy Whitley Gilbert

Marcel the shell with shoes on LOVES Captain America

and who the heck doesn't? My favorite sentence of this whole article: "Slate and her husband of three years, Dean Fleischer-Camp, announced their split last week, and “because one of us really wants to date Chris Evans” was the last reason I expected for their divorce". CTM

Read the whole article over at Jezebel.

these links make me want to s my p's and v in my m

hype. hype. hype.

here's vol bf jalen hurd running as fast as a cheetah.

23.1 Mph . Stumbled a lil, but recovered 👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/MY8ffQZCyc

— Jalen Hurd (@MrHurd_1) May 10, 2016

if you can spare a moment from your very busy day, read this article about billy eichner

everything you ever wanted to know about Billy on the street.

cosign

Happy Friday Y'all ✌️ pic.twitter.com/cGIsLGvGyd

— Marc Jacobs (@marcjacobs) May 13, 2016

snaggletoothed kit kat.

read all about him here.

eating a watermelon basketball style, by this elephant

Who loves 🍉? Our 🐘 girls sure do. Especially Ty. pic.twitter.com/b77y1k5QOe

— Memphis Zoo (@MemphisZoo) May 13, 2016

making an entrance, by RuPaul

RuPaul's Drag Race

did somebody put something DOWN here so i would FALL?!?!!

good eye, joel.

this happened.

that's meghan trainor and as far as i'm concerned she deserves every bad thing that happens to her.