YAS BEY WOKE UP LIKE THIS

Bey woke up like this: pic.twitter.com/Nl5yhK9JPq

— Jake Thompson (@JakeGThompson) February 1, 2017

Marcel the shell with shoes on LOVES Captain America

and who the heck doesn't? My favorite sentence of this whole article: "Slate and her husband of three years, Dean Fleischer-Camp, announced their split last week, and “because one of us really wants to date Chris Evans” was the last reason I expected for their divorce". CTM

Read the whole article over at Jezebel.

maybe now jenny slate can get crackin on that marcel the shell feature length film that everyone has been clamoring for

but this will do in the meantime

this gave me the giggles... pubLIZity

"very sexual, very sensual, very casual"

@jennyslate25

brian williams goes to jenny slate's house.

(via)

speaking of jenny slate.

GUESS WHO HAS A TWITTER!!!!!

thx leigh anne!!

a little jenny slate insight.

jenny slate discusses how she gets her news, what tv she watches, and other funny things:

And I oftentimes -- I know this is not the news -- but I do like to watch the Today Show while I’m having my coffee. It makes me feel like everything is just pretty easy. Oftentimes the stories on the Today Show are horrifying, like the baby Lisa story or Casey Anthony. But then when Kathi Lee and Hoda come on, it’s like "do you hate your arm fat" and you’re just like "Yeah!" Kathi Lee seems like she is just having a ball, and I love how they do their show and I love how they have fun cocktails.
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On a daily basis, I watch Jem and The Golden Girls. I also love really any of the HBO programming -- it's wonderful. I also watch cooking shows. I like Top Chef and Ina Garten -- I think she rules. But honestly, I can get into such a tailspin with TV. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is the only one of the Housewives that I can stand at this point. I can’t handle what is going on with all of those other ladies. I think that they all need to take a big long nap. I find myself watching a lot of the Saturday Night Live reruns every now and then in the afternoon when I’m vaccuming. But I haven't watched the live show this season -- it's not on purpose, I love SNL. It was always my favorite show growing up; it will always be one of my favorite shows. I just haven’t had a chance because, you know, I like to party on Saturday nights. (via)

she's so cool, and could definitely be our 3rd PzNaPpod.

my prayers have been answered

Thanks jenny slate.

something bad happened downtown

!!!!!!! [BxB] [EPISODE 3.01] !!!!!!! from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

bestie x bestie

marcel the shell with shoes on

official sundance artwork. ceeyute.

new bestie x bestie!

where ya trying to get to? your grave? my funeral?

jicymt... episode 1  episode 2

what did jenny slate eat last week?

For dinner, I went to a restaurant on Atlantic Avenue called Jolie, and I ate escargots and beef tongue as an appetizer. And then for dinner I had my favorite thing in the world, steak tartare. I'll eat anything. I'm down. The only thing I won't eat is celery. I think it ruins everything.

I had a St. Germian–and-Champagne cocktail and I had a beer, then I came home. (via)

there's about a week's worth of this. it's cute, and she reps a lot of neighborhood joints (like sahadi's and sweet melissa!). she's right about celery, too. shit is gross.

i just finished reading and now i'm officially obsessed with jenny slate.

bestie x bestie episode 2

!!!!!!! [BxB] [EPISODE 2] !!!!!!! from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo.

from jenny and gabe and dean, the folks who brought you bestie x bestie (1) and marcel the shell with shoes on.

too many circles. cloudy with the chance of huge meatballs.