daily ri ri

rihanna got in trouble this past weekend because she got caught giving tattoos to three of the employees of east side ink. east side ink is in new york on ave B and 7th street. Thats only four blocks away from my apartment. that could have been ME getting an "r" and an umbrella on my body. next time ri ri.

i like to kick, stretch, and kick

reminds me of melissa

joelz speekerz

lady gaga, your crazy is showing

i was just watching kelly rowland sing on so you think you can dance, and i remembered back in the day when i had never heard of lady gaga and she performed just dance on the show.

i looked it up so i could share it with you and we could all remember together.

how graceful

omg will you get a load of this ridiculous creature? it can barely control its body!

apparently, this sea lion, nicknamed snoopy, was reported to have been running around the ocean bitin' on kids' trouser legs, and just being mischievous in general. the police hauled him up on board for a good spanking when he tried to hijack the boat. he even honked the horn!!!

you know what this reminds me of, don't you?

thx joey!

another good one

choreographed by wade robson.

health alert

big thanks to g. animalz for her heartfelt missive on ankle breaks and balance and shit earlier.

along the same lines, i wanted to share some pictures from avid 2Pz reader and commenter and sister, Melissa.

Two weeks ago, i noticed that the door to her bedroom had been left open (it wasn't me and mom denies it). i warily peeked inside only to discover the bloody truth. Kismet had massacred Samantha Parkington, Melissa's prized American Girl Doll (that mom claims she NEVER played with). Now Kismet had gotten a taste for poor Samantha a couple months ago when he chomped on her foot, but a strategically placed sock hid the damage and soothed Melissa's conscience. Samantha was now missing all the fingers from her left hand. Gulp.

The good news is that after a brief discussion with American Girl customer service, and some arguing with mom about how we were going to afford the medical bills, Ms. Parkington was shipped off to New York for some cosmetic surgery. She is now recovering in Nashville, far away from her abusive boyfriend Kismet, and we are all happy to report that she is good as new.

Thanks American Girl!

bad boy Kis. ;(

yet another jenny lewis music video

this one is entertaining, unlike that previous one.

Jenny Lewis "See Fernando" from Team G on Vimeo.

what ever happened to...

nicole bobek, US figure skating champion 1995?

she was just arrested for being a major player in a meth ring. mug shot here.

pet-bonding chair

South Korean designer Kim HyunJoo has designed a combined chair and dog kennel intended to help dog owners bond with their pets. Called Happily Ever, the seat has a soft pad for the owner to sit on and a handle for moving it around. The dog can sit inside or on a slightly lower platform next to its owner.

Happily Ever is a chair combined with a dog house that has been designed to promote various scenarios for friendship and bonding between dogs and owners through their sharing of an object. (dezeen)

more en vogue

recent concert appearance, future album, possible reality show. yes, yes, yes.

james franco's practice speech

thx g.

are you ready?

keekerz speakerz

rap music party in the living room!

"so i parallel double park that mother fucker sideways"

fursday is the new friday!

thx g.