01 October 2012
grizzly bears are just like you and me
they live in williamsburg, think about their bills all the time, and are secretly jealous of middle class peers that don't have to rent for the rest of their lives and can afford things like children. one thing is different though, they play concerts at radio city music hall, and we pay to see them play concerts at rcmh. still, i'd bone ed droste. read all about it here.
Labels:
grizzly bear,
poor people,
radio city,
rich people,
suburbs,
williamsburg
hey big guy. i've got some honey here.
bear comes to visit
Labels:
bears,
black bear,
get outta here,
screaming
28 September 2012
it has been a great year for downtown memphis
check out this list of 100 reasons why downtown memphis is popping off.
Labels:
downton abbey,
hot topic,
memphis
#thisbitch
jezebel called her a white walker. ctm.
Labels:
ann coulter,
black people,
the view,
this bitch,
whoopi
in arizona, the snow is made out of poop

basically if you think those mountains are holy because that is where g-d lives, or if you care about the potential ecological effects of covering an entire mountain in effluence, then you do NOT want any ski resorts over there. if you think, whatever, a mouthful of poop snow never hurt anyone, and think of all the money we could make, then you DO want a ski resort.
I say, better safe than sorry, lets not go spreading our shit around like a nasty kid in an elementary school restroom. also, where are you papers?
Labels:
arizona,
peeps and poops,
show me your papers,
skiing,
snow
the fashion shower, exactly as i hoped it would be
anna dello russo launches her h&m collection in paris with a ridiculous party and a performance by azealia banks
Labels:
azealia banks,
fashion,
paris
don't worry zac, i'll be very patient. waiting. patiently.
also, that basketball is gay.
Labels:
basketball,
just be patient,
sesame street,
zac efron
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)