09 December 2012

lindsay lohan news


she lost her hands. here

07 December 2012

coach butch introduces himself to the volnation

st. lucia - september


(via)

roll models

ctm

CORGNELIUS HAS SPOKEN

he's agreed to step aside to allow the head coach from cincinnati to take over for the vols. here's a little introduction to the man who's going to try to fix us, BUTCH JONES.



fun facts: derek dooley beat him last year. but, he's 2-1 against our first second third choice, charlie strong. so that's something. i like his spirit, too.

06 December 2012

star trek trailer

a meeyehsudge from your fyvuritt prohm myinistah

i don't really get it, but whatevs.

a little extra girls


a deleted scene, just for you.

ashley judd for president!

or at least senator of kentucky:
The Hollywood movie star and eighth-generation Kentuckian is seriously exploring a 2014 run for the Senate to take on the powerful Republican leader, four people familiar with the matter tell POLITICO. In recent weeks, Judd has spoken with Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-N.Y.) about the possibility of a run, has discussed a potential bid with a Democratic pollster and has begun to conduct opposition research on herself to see where she’s most vulnerable in the Bluegrass State, sources say. (via)

05 December 2012

christmas lights in madrid

by teresa sapey (via)

BREAKING: coach corgnelius has announced his offensive coordinator!


thx ktv!

May I present, the new Tennessee football coach, CORGNELIUS



hmmm what? Jon Gruden who? Mike Gundy sounds too much like Rob Bundy. Charlie Strong, never heard of her. Give the job to Corgnelius, the cutest damn corgi on the internet.

MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK AND MY FOOTBALL COACH IS BLACK

UPDATE: JUST KIDDING!!!1111

the word on twitter is that louisville head coach charlie strong has been mulling over his offer to hold the most prestigious position in all of college sports: football coach for the tennessee volunteers!

folks're sayin' there's a UT press conference and / or a louisville team meeting in just a few minutes. therefore, we would like to make our official 2Pz projection.

WELCOME TO ROCKY TOP COACH CHARLIE STRONG!!

elephants take a saw dust bath

PS. that baby elephant is 4 days old.

the more you know

If, god forbid, I fall onto the tracks or someone I am willing to risk my life for falls into the tracks and is knocked out - and a train is coming (lets say 30sec away) - what should I do? Are those pits between the rails by the platforms made for people to hide in in a worst case scenario?

The best thing you can do is run as far down the platform as you can (in the opposite direction from where the train enters the station) and wave your arms frantically to get the train operator and passenger's attention. Believe me, the passengers WILL be doing the exact same thing, as nobody wants to see you get run over and their train get delayed. If you can get to the far end of the platform, it gives the train more room to stop, and there is a ladder at the end of each platform where you can climb back up -- do NOT try to climb up from where you are. So many people have been killed trying to jump back up rather than getting away from the entrance end of the station.

Do NOT trust the pits between the tracks --- they are often right next to the third rail which can be just as dangerous (and note that the wooden planks are not designed to hold a human's weight - they are there to protect the energized rail from drips and weather) and the train operator is less likely to see you if you're in there. And don't duck under the train, because most stations do not have enough clearance for the average human. And do NOT jump down onto the tracks to try to save someone else. The best thing you can do is run on the platform towards the tunnel where the train enters so you can get the operator's attention sooner. Waving your arms over the tracks will tell the operator to stop immediately.

this is the answer the MTA does not want you to know.
 
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