you don't eat carbs? I DO!!

QUICK! BREAD! is pretty much our normal reaction when we see bread, right? #gbbo @britishbakeoff pic.twitter.com/UTXROhBXxM

— ASOS (@ASOS) August 19, 2015

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if it's prezzies you want, think about zingerman's bread of the month club.  the famous ann arbor bakery  (as seen in the five year engagement) sends you a different par-baked loaf of delicious bread every month. toops brother Matt got it for me a few years ago and it was awesome.

tired of crass commercialism? want to make your friends and loved ones feel guilty? baby elephants are all well and good, but if you want to help folks a little closer to home, take a look into DonorsChoose.org. It's a website that matches philanthropic donors (you-all), with under-funded school teachers (us) in need of materials. you can browse through thousands of projects and choose to either fund a full project or just donate a little bit. usually the donors get a ceeeyute card from the kiddies they help.

kogepan is probably your spirit animal

thx flim

roll models

ctm

jesus is a biscuit

jesus took the bread and broke it, saying "take, eat, this is my body" aka: jesus is a biscuit

omgomgomgomgomgomg

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away we go

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this raccoon never tasted stale bread so good

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I blame Australia

Last time I was locked in the hospital, I had to watch Titans games online, and to do so I streamed from an Australian Channel. They had a product that I found amusing, disgusting, and delicious looking at the same time. Well, don't fret my fellow Americans. We are just over 4 days away from that product (or something similar to it) being available on this side of the world. Introducing the KFC Double Down.

The gambling reference is a little 2005, but I'll still roll the dice on that heart attack.