i think theres always something to watch out for

oh haiye roger.

On my way to Melbourne 🚂💨😀 pic.twitter.com/yYpRh1zfPa

— Roger Federer (@rogerfederer) January 12, 2016

have fun!

oyahm neeyeh vah. guyeeng. byeck. eeyun tha woowartawh

(via)

may yeethah. nigh woy. stahff syahmmah!

wheyah tha bloody'ell izzit... omg itz on tha frickin bike

ever wondered what it would be like if a koala bear chased down a terrified australian lady on a four wheeler?

this animal is called a quokka and they are proven selfie kweenz

quokka selfies: so hot right now.

thx bun-bun.

jeremy needs your mittens more than you

Post by Australian Marine Wildlife Research & Rescue Organisation Inc. (AMWRRO).

watch this kangaroo knock this drone out of the sky

gawker

bit a yahng blowk cawled jahck wawks out, with the vyeeray fyurst oyfahn, okay?

this. video. has. everything.

i promise to protect you if you promise to protect me

the babadook looks scary


the director, re: her reviews
"Actually, I don't normally read them, but my producer said, "Please read these." It was a really great review. It talked about how the film felt like an echo of these kind of seventies horror heroines, for want of a better word. But not with the sardonic male P.O.V. And I think that's a really big complement. I really wanted the audience to have two gentle hands placed around their neck until they felt like, "I can't breathe. Make this stop." And then it explodes. So I did. I wanted it to be uncomfortable. I wanted them to feel what it feels like to deny your own experience."

RIP, Baroness Elsa Schraeder

Eleanor Parker was 91 and three times Oscar nominated.

To me she will always be the MOST glamorous Austrian at the party.

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Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard resigned Wednesday after the Australian Labor Party voted her out of its leadership.

She had called for the vote herself after months of inner-party friction ahead of a general election due in September.

Her rival, former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, takes her place as party leader, after winning the internal ballot in a 57-45 vote, according to an ALP spokesman. (via)

whoy is thyis hyippenning?!?!

australian prahm myeenastah attacked by a sandwich!

The whole thing started Wednesday when Gillard paid a visit to a Brisbane high school for a routine photo op. But the day became anything but routine as she made her way through the excited crowd of pupils, and her security detail let down its guard just enough to allow the half-eaten lunch to be hurled in her direction. (via)

wahn kyeeud thawt thay moht jost bee a lyeetlull byit nwauwteeee.

what it feels like sometimes

An opossum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

thx flim

i'm sorry, what?

what exactly is happening down there in australia?

australia is burning up into a crispy crisp.

have you heard? are the koalas' pawz ok?!! i demand a comment from the prahm meeyinistah!!

a meeyehsudge from your fyvuritt prohm myinistah

i don't really get it, but whatevs.

sahmtoymes, winn yew weer a hoy heeughl, it cin gyit imbyidded in sawft grahss

a follow-up with our favorite feminist australian prime minister.

tixt missahjezz

The first few minutes of this [very long] video are a real treat if you're okay with laughing at Australian accents.  Also, you tell those assholes guuuuuuurl!



[gawker]

kylie minogue :: timebomb

did you know that kylie was named after kylie minogue? true facts. check out the newest single from the australian madonna.

zayn with koala

one erection direction was in australia and the picked up some koala bears. did you know that koalas are going extinct because almost all of them have chlamydia? via
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