are you bummed out about the #governmentshutdown?

just watch usher's new ABC song. it will help.

look for these at your next scary movie wednesday.

from martha stewart's big brain, of course.

this bitch is 2 years old.

and is my party animal.

you're going to watch "getting on"

it has niecy nash in it. so you have to.

this guy is my soulmate

popcorn

just in time for halloween.

please read this funny / enlightening / terrifying story about a plague of giant chinese hornets. GULP.

HAIM - days are gone

i haven't looked forward to an album as much as i've looked forward to this one in quite. some. time. let's listen together and see if it's as good as i'm guessing. enjoy!

what is jacky scrapple doing?

wearing hoodies, like usual. 

thx jenny!

omg ctm ctm ctm.

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scariest movie i've seen this halloween season!

omg watch this motorcycle gang terrorize an unsuspecting man and his family!

SNL does GIRLS

if you're gay, or a straight ally, and you're not afraid of carbs, then these are the pasta brands that love you and support you and want you to be happy

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friday morning

eric berry, tryna start foolin with horses.

GREAT day today! Susie, Warpaint and her trainer @Merlearbo got to meet Eric Berry @Stuntman1429 :) @chiefskingdom pic.twitter.com/cwIrDKxKI9
— Chiefs Warpaint (@ChiefsWarpaint) June 3, 2013

y'all remember how #VFL eric berry is terrified of his NFL team's horse mascot, and all horses? he's working on his equinophobia, and there is a video that has EVERYTHING (including swiperboy) right over here. don't not watch it.

"daaaaang, horse. like, i trusted you."

thx djv.

wililamsburg is the new wililamsburg

TREND ALERT!

i'm writing this trend piece about the trend i've caught onto of various new york-based blogs writing angry backlash pieces about trend pieces written about williamsburg. CONSIDER THIS TREND PIECE BACKLASH TREND COVERED.

you heard it here first. williamsburg is the new williamsburg. now and forever.