07 March 2016

CHEATER!!!!!!!!111111111

Maria Sharapova announced Monday that she failed a drug test at this year's Australian Open, where she'd reached the quarterfinals before losing to Serena Williams. Sharapova said she received a letter from the International Tennis Federation on March 2 that said she'd tested positive for meldonium, a drug she says she's been taking since 2006. The drug, which is also known as mildronate, became illegal for pro tennis players on January 1, and Sharapova said that while she received an email from the World Anti-Doping Agency about changes to its tennis program, she did not look at it. (via)
dolce must be spinning in her grave.

lol @ show-off ostrich

feeling the bern...



woof.

04 March 2016

that's better.

Nathan: TV Guide had done a piece on the show: “The Golden Girls—Is it still as good as it was the first year?” And they asked random people what they thought of the show, and this one housewife said she didn’t think the show was as good and that Bea Arthur’s character wasn’t as interesting. They mentioned her by name—Mrs. Betty Johnson, Sioux Falls, Iowa. So Bea reads this at lunch and then gets on the phone and asks information for this Betty Johnson’s number. And she calls her. And she picks up, this TV Guide woman, and Bea says, “This is Bea Arthur, and I want to talk to you about what you said in TV Guide.” The woman was horrified. She said she was misquoted. “I didn’t mean it. Is it really you? I love the show. I take it back.” And Bea goes, “That’s what I thought. OK, that’s better.”
Hervey: And then Bea said “That person’s going to go tell everyone that I called her, and no one’s going to believe her.” 
from this oral history of the golden girls.

new octopus hotness!



Late in February, the Okeanos Explorer made the season's first dive, almost 2.5 miles down into the ocean, northeast of Hawaii's Necker Island. Down in the depths, the Explorer's remotely operated vehicle happened upon "a remarkable little octopod sitting on a flat rock," the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reports. It was small, ghost-like and almost definitely a species that no scientist had ever seen before. (via)

new york is a cool place to live


Slasher on the train
Posted by Mariah Lopez Ebony on Thursday, March 3, 2016
this, on top of everything else we have to deal with. 

lucky!


is everyone watching baskets?



louie anderson was on fresh air this week.

fuh. law. less. bish.

FLAW-LESS-BISHHHHHHH
Posted by Broad City on Thursday, March 3, 2016

kitty kat bath


This Cat Is Luckier Than Most Of Us...I wish i were that cat... #jealous- via JukinMedia
Posted by Diply on Thursday, March 3, 2016

03 March 2016

took friday off

oh yeah right

listen to this and play along.


What do you value more: a seat on the subway or a faster commute? Tickets to the Mets or tickets to the Yankees? Listeners call in to play this-or-that in the style of New York values!

this is really good and sweet

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does this trailer make you more or less interested in the lady-busters?

 
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