murder, she wrote slays

Murder, She Wrote: My favourite time of day @_AngelaLansbury pic.twitter.com/hR9WEIpWHu

— Jack Wilson (@UnionJack1224) May 23, 2016

britney slays

It's Monday, bitch! pic.twitter.com/kl3xv34uec

— World of Wonder (@WorldOfWonder) May 23, 2016

britney spears on the billboard music awards, giving me LIFE

sela ward for president

oldest embedded tweet on the internet

I CANT STOP LAUGHING pic.twitter.com/k9ppsBuVj7

— petty grandma (@SamiaHamps) February 2, 2016

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oops

Oct. 22, 1895: Train wreck at Montparnasse https://t.co/75u7fL0raB pic.twitter.com/4pxrH4LMJ3

— Retronaut (@theretronaut) May 20, 2016

volunteer paula pell

At my alma mater and I'm feeling it. pic.twitter.com/XpEnfkuz15

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) May 20, 2016

huh.

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happy friday

T.I. givin' us some aaliyah-cover vibez.

skydive into neyland stadium

Thursday got me feeling Friday feelings

pulitzer-prize-winning television critic emily nussbaum on vanderpump rules

making some wonderful cross-cultural connections in this recent new yorker piece:

Beyoncé’s sumptuous adultery opera “Lemonade” came out the week that I began watching the Bravo reality series “Vanderpump Rules,” and it turned out to be an oddly appropriate soundtrack for the show. “What’s worse? Looking jealous or crazy?” Beyoncé croons in the video, swinging a baseball bat labelled “Hot Sauce.” “I really don’t want to cry off all this makeup I just put on,” a waitress named Scheana says on the show, struggling to compose herself for a photo shoot. “Something’s telling me I may or may not have a fake friend,” Ariana, another waitress, seethes, glaring over at Scheana.

I’d downloaded “Vanderpump Rules” onto my phone, so that I could watch the show’s four seasons more efficiently: on the F train, in line at the supermarket, and while drifting off to sleep, an approach that felt less like binge-watching than like inserting an I.V. of sangria. A humble spinoff of the sprawling “Real Housewives” multiverse, “Vanderpump Rules” revolves around the employees of SUR (an acronym for Sexy Unique Restaurant), a West Hollywood venue owned by Lisa Vanderpump, a longtime cast member of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” which ended its sixth season last week. I’d fallen so far behind on that show, I’d never catch up. Rather than approach the intimidating portal of the original franchise, with its decade-long cross-series feuds, jail sentences, life-style brands, divorces, and handbag lines, I would sneak in through the servants’ entrance.

speaking of alpacas, check out these goats that live in prospect park now

Photos: These Goats Are Now Roaming Prospect Parkhttps://t.co/5bj5mQ3bZP pic.twitter.com/Tk5uWEW5tK

— Gothamist (@Gothamist) May 18, 2016

Here is Farmer John rescuing a one week old baby alpaca that had been missing for 24 hours. Alpacas love to roll in the dirt and it must've slid into an old badger hole by accident while it was taking a dust bath.

mariah carey is working on something

Mood @evanrosskatz pic.twitter.com/gb8HrrFVqM

— Ashley Alese Edwards (@AshleyAlese) May 18, 2016

Mood @AshleyAlese pic.twitter.com/2fqXKgS5GG

— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) May 18, 2016