you know WHO gobbles my goop: major tom

who the F is major tom? he's in like every song ever made. listen to this list from wikipedia, (yeah, he even has a wikipeida entry!):

"[major tom] appears in the songs "space oddity", "ashes to ashes" and "hallo spaceboy" by [david] bowie, the song "major tom (coming home)" by peter schilling, a french cover of "major tom" by belgian artist plastic bertrand, "i'm a soldier" by stefán, "mrs. major tom" by K.I.A., "rocket" by def leppard, and "rain or shine" by five star. due to some similarities in elton john's "rocket man", some presume this song might also be an allusion to major tom."

and guess what!? he's not even real! david bowie just made him up! what a farce. ugh!