look how cute!

rick perry just tweeted a photo of himself running in texas, with a confusing allusion to the fact that he intends to continue in the race for the republican nomination. and i'm not even mad at him because look how cute his outfit is!!!111

for joel.

A goat with a monkey on its back does a tightrope-walking act at a zoo in Fuzhou, Fujian province, China. (via)

stoopid.

We admit we weren’t expecting anything this exciting from the latest American Apparel e-mail touting “Exciting New Styles,” but how wrong we were to underestimate the sexually charged company. After clicking through images of floral swimwear and men’s bow ties, it all looked like standard hipster protocol. But, suddenly, amid the photos of new merch, we clicked open a JPEG to reveal a thrilling new addition to the American Apparel line: assless tights. (nymag)