more like channing taint-um!

hunky carol channing tatum is the cover star for this months issue of details. inside, he relays a little story from the set of "the eagle of the ninth" [to be released in 2010] :

"Tatum was pretend-soldiering one raw, wet October day in the Scottish Highlands. The action required him to wade in ice-cold water, which, despite a high-tech wetsuit, could be withstood for only a few minutes. 'The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I'm like, Nah, I'm good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he'd forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick.'" sad!

the obvious question should be, why couldn't the crew just use warm, non-penis-burning water? oh well, hind sight is 20/20. [details]