2 stories.

story number one:

i just got up to go to the bathroom, and i passed this girl who was playing SOLITAIRE on her computer. there are an infinite number of better ways to kill time on your computer. for instance, reading gawker. or playing farmville, which is what she's doing 90% of the times that i go to the bathroom.

note: this is the second time i've seen someone playing solitaire in here.

i could go for some snood right now, though.

story number two:

on my way back from the bathroom, i stopped in the kitchen to get a sprite-on-the-rocks. i opened the freezer and was pulling out some ice cubes, and noticed that my co-worker was standing next to me, waiting for me to finish so he could get in the fridge. it was a bit awkward, as the cubes were slippery and i was nervous and they kept slipping out of my fingertips. it took about ten seconds to collect enough cubes, during which he was completely silent. until.

he broke the silence with this gem: "you like ice, huh?!?!!?"

the end.