I know I've dropped the ball on my University of Tennessee Football news responsibilities as of late, so I'm going to take the time to fill y'all in, jicydk what has gone down recently.
Derek Dooley became the new head football coach back last winter when Lane Kiffin left. Kiffin went to USC after Pete Carroll got the hell out of dodge because he saw what was coming. USC got the smack down from the NCAA, their AD got fired, and Lane Kiffin continued to be a douche. He's being sued by the other greatest football team in the world, the Tennessee Titans, and he's continuing to run his mouth about how he didn't do anything wrong and folks are just out to get him, and that he's willing to cheat to win.
Ayres Hall got a clock for the first time ever. Now we'll know for sure when it's football time in Tennessee.
A bunch of UT players went to a classy establishment and beat up an off duty police officer. I've never been in this bar. Kylie went there once in college when it had a different name. She went to see Vaniller Ass, but he wouldn't perform because there weren't enough people that had gotten wasted enough to spend money to see him perform. Kylie was in rare form that night though, and by rare, I mean how she usually was on Thursday nights in college, so she was there. Shit-faced. Anyways, some of them got in trouble, and no surprise, a couple of them were from Memphis.
They'd've behaved if the Salt-n-Pepa haired cop from that Memphis lady cops show was there (third one down icydk).
Bryce Brown Bear came to town to ask for a release, but he didn't ask for it face to face with Dooley, opting for the traditional text message to the coach instead. He didn't get the release.
Two of those guys from Bar Knoxville got reinstated. I'm not sure how I feel about this, but I'm going to defer to Dooley because I still think he is well intentioned and intelligent. Hopefully he want get more Lane Kiffiny than this.
Basil Marceaux gained a huge number of votes by wearing an awesome tie on Jimmy Kimmel.
We added more brick to Neyland in the off season. I can't say I'm a fan but it looks okayish. There will also be a new stepped amphitheater next to Alumni Memorial, and a fancy new plaza. I guess less asphalt is always a good thing, and it should be a great place to watch the band play Rocky Top on their march into the stadium.
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for the record... the two players involved in this incident from memphis were both reinstated. neither was ever charged with a crime, nor mentioned in the police report. you failed to mention the other football players from texas, georgia, florida, illinois and murfreesboro that were involved.
quit being a memphis-hating east tennessee racist and check your spelling and grammar the next time you post something.
how many last warnings do you need?
love, joel.
3 things:
1) thanks, for taking some time to pull your weight as a 2Pz contributor. it's more than i can say for pretty much all the rest of them, as of late. even if it gobbled joel's goop right up.
2) you missed an opportunity for the coveted triple-word-contraction: they'd've. as it stands right now, that sentence is grammatically incorrect, so there's still room for improvement.
3) while i won't deny that i might've been drunk enough to ironically patronize bar knoxville when it was named liquid a time or two, i was not shit-faced at the vanilla ice concert, and i didn't pay money to see him (well, maybe a cover, but its not like i bought tickets on the internet or anything). and it was the biggest disappointment in my life. besides bryce brown bears.
Calm the eff down Joel; I was just looking for a reason to mention my favorite cop on the Lady Cops show. And Kylie - contraction fixed. So I embellished the story a little, some people will have more respect for you if they think you went drunk to Vanilla Ice than if they knew you went sober.
omg, this post is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to long.
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