watch jimmy fallon and nicole kidman talk about their terrible date

thomas wilhelm showed me this video he and starla made together

i didnt believe it at first, but it is really them. thx caroline.

where's your god now rick santorum?

Looks like the stresses of losing the Republican Primary are getting to ol' Rick Santorum.  He blew the F up at a New York Times reporter after being asked about his remarks that Mittens Romney is the worst candidate to run against Barack Obama.  He even went so far as to call the question "bullshit." Oh no!  But that's not what Jesus would do!  CBS News has a video of the exchange, and it's a strange mix of awkwardness and hilarity.  Rick's daughter looks especially uncomfortable as she tries to continue smiling despite her fathers long-drawn-out head shaking heavy tantrum. I'm ready for this annoying primary to be over. Doesn't Rick Santorum have anything better to do? Like holding miscarried babies or something? [via]

you are welcome

is that what nicole was talking about?

gay vague james franco admits to filming himself having awkward looking sex that felt good at the time when he was 19.

are you socially adequate?

take the quiz and report back. via.

this just gave me 18 heart attacks at my desk.

DRASTIC TIMES REQUIRE WHAT. DRASTIC MESAURES YES!! WHO SAID THAT?! THANK YOU!

jfc.

thx joey tony!

a better memphis

that weird oscar moment

People are already saying you "pulled a Kanye." What happened?

BURKETT: What happened was the director and I had a bad difference over the direction of the film that resulted in a lawsuit that has settled amicably out of court. But there have been all these events around the Oscars, and I wasn't invited to any of them. And he's not speaking to me. So we weren't even able to discuss ahead of the time who would be the one person allowed to speak if we won. And then, as I'm sure you saw, when we won, he raced up there to accept the award. And his mother took her cane and blocked me. So I couldn't get up there very fast. (via)

follow the link for both sides of the story. thx joey.

that just happened

sarah palin suggests that if barack obama wants to be re-elected in three years, perhaps he should "toughen up" and "play the war card" by attacking iran or "doing everything he can to support israel"

what a disaster

oops-i-daisy!

still in make-up after his latest boxing-themed men's show, jean paul gaultier stopped to pose for a photo with, gulp, chris brown.

of all people.

what do you fear most? volcanoes.

jimmy kimmel really rips jay leno right to his face. and it is terribly uncomfortable

shit show

former memphis mayor Herenton who retired in July has now decided that he wants to enter the special election that is being held to pick the new mayor.

thats right. mayor retires in the middle of his term, mayor enters race to become mayor.

this is crazy. no city deserves this kind of treatment, not even cleveland.

also. he still plans to run for district 9 congressman, and his campaign slogan is "keep it real."

ugh.

2Pz dictionary

funcomfortable
fun·com·fort·a·ble
adj.

1. Experiencing physical discomfort due to excessive enjoyment or pleasure. (e.g. drinking)

2. Enjoying oneself despite extreme awkwardness or danger. (e.g. erin macb's birthday party)

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fun·com'fort·a·ble·ness n.

fun·com'fi adj. (abbr.)

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