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miley and all of your favorite drag queenz introduced her weird new flaming lips album at the VMAs last night.

definitely not a nashville party

Jessie J, singer and actual writer of "Party in the USA," said the songwriting royalties paid her rent for more than 3 years. I think she deserves every penny and more for giving me one of my alltime karaoke dance hitz.

miley cyrus got a new dog

moonie was a gift from her mother to replace floyd, who was eaten by coyotes. miley isnt sure she has room in her heart for another dog, but of course she does because look at moonie.

its my party and i'll cry if i want to UPDATE

kylie shared this with me and i wanted to share it with you. i bet theyre gonna play this when they open for miley cyrus at barclays center on saturday.


UPDATE
looks like they couldn't decide which black person to sing a verse on this single.
(thx ms. dangles for the tip)

zebra katz also did (the best) one


and someone named smiler also tried.
 

raise your hand...

...if you just gave a firm "yes" to going to see miley cyrus in her #bangerz tour stop at barclays!!

joe jonas still fancies girls (including sometimes fans)

he is still a jonas brother, but not one of "The Jonas Brothers," because that group doesn't exist anymore. so anyway, in this nymag article, joe jonas talks about how his former band came to be, getting involved with the disney machine, smoking pot with miley cyrus, dating celebrities, and other stuff. one topic he didn't cover was nick jonas' muscles.

Technology Will Destroy Us All

I have been saying for a while now that Miley's entire "edgy" look seems informed by her having joined tumblr. I would say her AMA performance is proof:

It's main feature was a kitty .gif singing and crying (literally) along with her. One problem here (I'm not getting into the cut of that swimsuit bottom right now) is that wrecking ball is kind of an ok song and a "serious" song and the kitty is making it more of a joke, albeit Miley is did much of the heavy joke lifting on this one, but at least it wasn't Katy's faux Japan mess
viz Buzzfeed

ceeyute!

miley + the roots + jimmy fallon sing "we can't stop" a capella, and it's adorable.

i have some good news to report.

the miley cyrus album is not half bad! listen and tell us your favorite tracks in the comments.

did you watch the VMAs?

here's all that mattered:

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daily ri ri

here is your daily rihanna news round-up:

+ rihanna is supposedly in the running to star in the new bodyguard reboot. depending on who you listen to, beyonce, jennifer hudson, rihanna, taylor swift, and miley cyrus are all being considered. didn't i post about this like a year ago? who can remember! we should wait and see how battleship turns out before we rush to make ri ri rachel marron.

+ rihanna and ciara had a brief internet feud. ciara threw some shade ri ri's way on some e! news fashion show, and rihanna responded via twitter. she made some comment about how ciara basically doesnt have a career anymore, then they patched things up.

+ rihanna also took to twitter to ask her fans what her next single should be from LOUD. i think its time that "complicated" was given some attention.

+ congrats to ri ri for becoming only the fourth artist in history to amass over a billion youtube views. can you guess the other three?

omfg.

the university of georgia : #1 party school and #1 emBEARassing school!!

i've never. EVER.

...been this uncomfortable.

thx kevin.

some of my opinions on grammys fashion

pink looked really good, i thought. 11 biscuits!

gross! 0 biscuits. ;(

 you know. there's no point in hatin'. automatic 11 biscuits.

jesus christ! no. 0 biscuits.

she looked great but that dress is ugly as hell. 9 biscuits, anyway.

i thought ursher looked sooo good. 11 biscuits!

find 11 of the tra$hiest biscuits you can find and give them all to ke$ha!

11 biscuits obvi come on.

 

ZERO biscuits! ugh.

 

 i somehow missed this mess, and i'm real upset about it.

nymag has buttloads more pictures of dressed up celebz right over here. who were your faves?

another reason to hate miley cyrus

as if it wasnt enough that the only reason i like miley cyrus (party in the USA) turns out to be a lie... dumb bitch keeps running her mouth trashing twilight.

she is the pits.

re: fraudulent lyrics

miley,

i hate you. in general. but i really enjoyed your latest song 'party in the usa'. and i won't lie, you gained just an iota of respect from me when you mentioned how much you like jay-z songs. however, it has come to my attention that you are a hateful lying bitch.

"I picked that song 'cause I needed something to go with my clothing line, I didn’t write it," she tells some creepy guy that interviewed her backstage before a concert. "I've never even heard a Jay-Z song."
-miley cyrus

all has been undone.

hate forever,
kylie

just because

miley and biggie

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million dollar bill

i blame this on vogue evolution, and miley cyrus.

hot song though whitney!

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so i put my haaaaands up!

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