update!

me: well they just sent out a company-wide earth day newsletter, highlighting various offices' achievements in sustainability
i saw rupalsdragrace reading it
john: you should tape it over the light switch while it's in the off position
me: thats what i thought
john: or
OR
fish that post-it note out of the trash, stick it on a printed copy of the news letter, and then affix it to her desk with a bloody knife, stabbed through a dead pigeon.
me: there we go