Memphis Presents: FreshCat

"I'm in absolute shock and a lot of horror at the thought something like this might even possibly be real," she said. Fresh Cat claims to offer annual replacements in the color of your choice. "You try to match the decor in your home with a kitten, and then you ship it back like it's a used toy," Amorose said. The website also offers a catalog of items apparently available for purchase, including kitty press on nails and even a kitten size massage table. It also claims to sell handguns and rifles that display the Fresh Cat logo, and fur coats. "It's the classic Memphis story, and it's been told hundreds of times, every time another business opens here because of the late drop off time for FedEx," Fresh Cat president John Behnke said in a press release. "Someone can order a kitten as late as 10:30 p.m., and have it at their front door the next morning."
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