delta got to go to this

jealoouuusssssss. watch the whole thing here.

.@FLOTUS dancing behind HRC right now pic.twitter.com/RJ8pp7VCcI

— Steve Kopack (@SteveKopack) October 27, 2016

blessed!!!!

The moment that @Beyonce distracted @chancetherapper during his VMA backstage interview 😂: https://t.co/EcVs3eIZ5m

— MTV (@MTV) August 29, 2016

sloth advice

you guys.

now that a couple of days have passed, i can trust that this wasn't just a glorious dream.

for all of your enquiring minds, starla's first words were "i wanna go back to nashville." but instead we got drunk on the strip with the college students.

here is an excellent takeaway.

well now i'm excited.

The University of Tennessee’s Pride of the Southland Band will bring an East Tennessee treasure to life on Neyland Stadium’s field on Saturday.

At halftime during the UT vs. Georgia game (3:30 p.m. CBS), the band will dedicate its show to Dolly Parton and perform some of her most famous songs including “Jolene,” “Coat of Many Colors,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.”

“I looked back through all the years ... the band has never done a tribute totally dedicated to Dolly Parton,” said Dr. Donald Ryder, UT’s Director of Bands.

“Since she’s such an East Tennessee treasure and this is her home and everybody loves her, I said ‘Why not?’ so I sat down and started thinking about show ideas, and basically it evolved into what I think’s going to be a very neat show.” (via)

i know the article says she's busy and won't perform, but i'm going to get every last one of my hopes up anyway.

i'm the most powerful bitch in the world.

VANDERPUMP SEASON FOUR YASSSSSSS!!!!

VERY IMPORTANT UPDATE

even though the website says "coming soon", i just decided to try to put a pair in my cart.

and it LET me.

it let me buy them and took my money and said my order was complete and that my new vol shoes would be here in 5 days.

 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yaaaaaaassssssssss

Paula Pell, the woman behind some of your favorite Saturday Night Live sketches, is creating a new half-hour comedy series for HBO. The as-yet-to-be-titled series will be about a “fallen Olympic figure skater who returns home to Massachusetts to confront her former bullish coach and narcissistic mother who have cashed in on her success,” reports Deadline. (via)

fortnightly boat (book)

erik larson, author of many narrative nonfiction bangerz, including "the devil in the white city", has a new book and it is about...

the sinking of the lusitania! it's called "dead wake"!

you can read an excerpt here, before it comes out on march 10.

toot toooooooooooot.

i have a dream

that terry gross talked to abbi and ilana for 20 minutes. yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss.

COME VISIT ME IN MEMPHIS

enter this contest, and you could win....

Luxury Hotel Stays – You’ll be comfortably lodged in one of the city’s choicest downtown hotels.

Memphis-Made Gifts – You can come home with one of three prizes like a St. Blues™ guitar or cooking lessons with award-winning chef, Felicia Suzanne. 

Passes to Premier Attractions – See Graceland^®, Sun Studio, the National Civil Rights Museum^®, the Memphis Zoo, the Memphis Rock ’n’ Soul Museum and more. 

Dining at Fine Restaurants — Taste the very best of Southern fare, including Memphis-style barbecue, deep-fried soul food, and delectable fine dining at four-star restaurants.

PLUS you get to hang out with me!

ctm.

it's not a fantasy if you believe in yourself #hero http://t.co/MJROtZ0MZ4 (h/t @nathanjwhitaker) pic.twitter.com/3cnzqWpdFp
— Dan Amira (@DanAmira) March 19, 2014

(via)

speaking of xtra ceeyute

this kid brought a sign to a jay-z show that said "can i rap for you?" and jay-z let him!

Things To Look Forward To & Wish For In 2014

Grimes has been signed to Jay-z's Roc Nation records and is recording a new album...

...and I am going to connect the dots here: Grimes is a crazy good producer/music maker - BOOTS, an awesome producer/songwriter, signed to Roc Nation a few months back and
Beyoncé's new album is mostly his songs and production. Grimes has been flipping out (just as the rest of the universe) over the new Beyoncé album (actuallygrimes.tumblr has a lot of posts about B) - ergo BEYONCÉ AND GRIMES WILL COLLABORATE IN 2014 (please universe, please!)

story via spin

2Pz xmas wishlist

it's that time of year!!!

this is a "dream lites pillow pet" and i want one real bad.

katie and matt and martha stewart

you guys, 2Pz besties katie vance and matt alexander have been nominated for A MARTHA STEWART AWARD!

specifically, martha's 2013 american made award. please go here and vote as many times as they'll let you (you can vote 5 times a day), and pass it along to all of your friends. the way i see it, once holler design meets martha, i'll have a pretty good chance of dining at her house for thanksgiving. i don't think it's unreasonable.

dream or nightmare?

GREAT news!

nightmares DO come un-true! penn state never beat us in that outback bowl 5 years ago!

Penn State vacated 112 wins and late coach Joe Paterno vacated 111 on Monday, including one over Tennessee.

The Nittany Lions upset four-point favorite UT 20-10 in the Outback Bowl in Tampa, Fla., on Jan. 1, 2007.

The game is best remembered — and painfully so — by Tennessee fans for running back Arian Foster's fourth-quarter fumble that was returned 88 yards for a touchdown by Penn State defender Tony Davis.

The game's pivotal play came as the Vols were on the march looking to break a 10-10 tie that had stood since the second quarter.

Paterno, watching from the press box due to a broken leg---THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO THE STORY! (via)

we won! WE WON!!!!

ONE MONTH, Y'ALL!!

RIP DJV

someone got that job in memphis he's had his eye on. i happened to be listening to this song at the very moment he found out.

FUNERAL DEETS TO COME.

stream the new beach house album

bloom