watch hillary's husband make speech sausage

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— Gawker (@Gawker) July 27, 2016

how the sausage is made

thx ms. danglez!

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oh. hay lil mama.

forgot about you.

how the twigz sausage is made

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taco bell to introduce breakfast menu very soon

items include the waffle taco (million dollar idea)

breakfast crunch wrap

and breakfast burritos, obvi

how the hand painted GANT sausage sign is made

via kirby

if you're in east nashville and you're in the mood for sausage, go see my cousin chris at porter road butcher

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did you ever wonder how rihanna's sausage is made?

well you're in for a treat because the new yorker spent a few thousand words trying to figure out who are the movers and shakers that create contemporary pop music. if you read it, then we can talk about it next time we are drinking beers together.

how the sausage is made (aka blog sneak attack)

 Melissa:  http://www2.timesdispatch.com/news/local/richmond-eagle-cam/

a client sent me this link

there's an eagles nest in an "undisclosed" location in VA where every year the eagles lay eggs and have babies!

 me:  are those eagles cuddly?

 Melissa:  the babies will be!

 Sent at 3:21 PM on Wednesday

 me:  post

 Sent at 3:26 PM on Wednesday

 Melissa:  

i cant wait to see the puppehs!

 me:  ctm

 Sent at 3:29 PM on Wednesday

 Melissa:  its only supposed to take like 30 days for those eggs to hatch

isnt that crazy

 me:  that seems like a long time

eggs are fragile

 Melissa:  a long time? we incubate for like 280 days!

 Sent at 3:35 PM on Wednesday

 me:  whoa

you knew that number

 Melissa:  no.

i multiplied 9 (months) by 30

and added a couple for the months that have 31 days

and to make me look even more dumb. i used a calculator

but in my defense it was sitting on my desk just waiting for me to use it...i could have done that math in my head (i hope)

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i'm going to go ahead and add "'i can't make you love me' on piano" to my "the one song i want to learn on one instrument" list, which currently consists of "the 'rocky top' dance break on the fiddle".

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this is a few months old, but NPR's planet money did a piece on how much it cost to create rihanna's rated r album. she could save a lot of money if she wrote her own hit songs like beyonce.

sausages and icecream?

cant be bothered to go to the shoppes?

how was your 4th?

 mine was pretty, pretty, pretty good. DJV invited us all over to celebrate america on his glorious east village rooftop. it was tippity tops.

 joel made his world famous sneaky punch. don't trust it.

bunners enjoyed a delicious meal of sausage with american cheese and cool ranch doritas on a hamburger bun. claaaaaassic bun-bun. reminded me of this.

 HFS look at that sunset!

this was our fireworks view. bring them back to the east river plz!!

how was your holiday weekend? tell me everything.

gchatz w/ joel

(colon) how the sausage gets made (comma) an intimate look into the blogging process

as you may or may not know, blogger went down yesterday afternoon, thwarting our ability to tell you about all the great things we like out in the world and on the internet. it's finally back (although it looks like youtube-posts are kinda busted), and here's what you have to look forward to this afternoon.

me: if 2pz wasnt broken i would blog this
Joel: is it still broken?
ugh it IS
i want to write a strongly worded email
me: i know
Joel: poor isabella
no one is going to know about her new trick
me: or her cicada friend / meal
or holmes' new haircute
or my new orange tennis grip
or our after work adventure
or how many biscuits i give hunger games
or that my wire dvd was scratched last night and i didnt get to see the last 30 minutes of the last episode of the entire series
Joel: oh god
me:  oh and i have to post the clip of everyone on parks and rec being wasted
and how on the pulse of contemporary discussion our finger is
Joel: no one is going to be able to see that corgi in the bucket
or the grizzly bears in the memphis zoo cheering on the memphis grizzlies
me: omg i want to see that
Joel: or the booker t washington race to the top contest submission video
that one really tugs at the heart strings
me: im going to post this gchat when it comes back

and we're off!