the very best present a jewish mother can buy her son as he enters manhood

a fully choreographed christina aguilera dance routine in front of all of his friends and family. i. am. so. jealous. look how happy he is. no one should ever be allowed to be that happy. via.

tim gets his own sammy at carnegie

"the jetbow consists of corned beef, pastrami, roast beef, american cheese, mayonnaise, lettuce and tomato all crammed in between two pieces of white bread, and weighs an estimated 3.5 pounds... carnegie deli owner sandy levine said that it would be the first time in the restaurant’s 75 years that a celebrity-named sandwich would contain white bread and mayonnaise, different from its usual combination of rye bread and mustard." more at foodbeast

dj pauly d lets his hair down

sammi and angelina immediately grab brushes and start petting his hair. watch the video here.

What's for lunch?

A Turkey "Cubano" (Rye Bread, Yellow Mustard, American Cheese, Sliced Dill Pickle, Roasted Turkey), Kettle-Cooked Salt and Pep Krink-Kut chips, and a Ginger Beer!

11 Biscuits!